Slog - Comments on Clinton Campaign Officially Doomed

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:32:07 -0800

All right!

Now Huckabee has some competition! He may have Chuck Norris, but we've got the upper hand!

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:36:14 -0800

...and things really got goofy when the Hulkster ended up baby-sitting the Obama kids!

Comment by NaFun

NaFun — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:37:25 -0800

Obamaniacs and Hulkamaniacs, together at last.

Comment by Maria

Maria — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:40:11 -0800

yes, well, obama is a BROTHER isn't he?

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:41:00 -0800

Since we have washed up 80 icons giving their endorsements, will David Hasselholf,Sly Stalone, and Mister T give their endorsements before the week's out?

Mister T: "I pity the fool who won't vote for Senator Obama"

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:45:45 -0800

Btw, I'm for Obama, I just find it funny that Chuck Norris is behind Fuckabee. Reminds me of when Schwarzenegger was appointed by George Bush Sr as Chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports back in the early 90s.

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:47:36 -0800

@6,

What was even funnier than that was Arnold claiming that as political "experience" when running for governator.

Comment by Gaffin

Gaffin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:49:42 -0800

This is lame.
The Chuck Norris thing was lame.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Comment by Poll Watcher

Poll Watcher — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:50:38 -0800

@5 Sly Stallone has endorsed McCain. I know Sloggers are dying to know this.

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:00:06 -0800

@9. The new Rambo movie that was released is officially known as the Geriatric comeback series. Rambo and Rockey definitely fall under that category.

Why do old guys go for McCain? is it because he's fucking some woman that's 17 years younger than him and that's something that's admired by old str8 guys who've been married to their wives for 40+ years?

Comment by Gitai

Gitai — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:00:57 -0800

You all laugh, but considering that HRC has a lead with blue collar, less educated voters, this may actually help him.

Comment by le_deluge

le_deluge — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:12:25 -0800

apres_moi@10: Ouch. Just plain fucking ouch.

Comment by um

um — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:13:54 -0800

@10 does that mean after he loses we'll get to see his viagra commercials? he really is bob dole.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:17:34 -0800

Sly Stallone? Isn't he that guy who filmed a movie up near my old Army base at CFB Chilliwack?

I thought he was dead.

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:20:40 -0800

@13. Most likely it would be Cialis commercials.

What ever happened to Viagra Dole?

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:36:31 -0800

He's prepping Sen McCain's place in history, @15.

Comment by Mike of Renton

Mike of Renton — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:45:32 -0800

I thought it was funny that when Fuckabee gave his speech following the SC primary, he had Norris behind him on the right and Ric Flair (another big name wrestler from the 80s and 90s) on his left.

Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty

Fifty-Two-Eighty — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:54:09 -0800

I'm sitting here in a limo with Bill Clinton, and he's reading this shit over my shoulder and laughing his ass off. Oh, he wants me to tell you he says hi.

Comment by playswithknives

playswithknives — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:00:31 -0800

so if hulk hogan and chuck norris faced off, who would win?
and could king leonidas take the winner? (i'm watching 300)

Comment by California

California — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:03:05 -0800

#19,
Hogan wins. Norris' agility, superior fighting technique, and denim will neutralize Hogan's pythons, torn t-shirts, and improbable late-match adrenaline surges. But Hogan takes it by virtue of the only intangible in the duel: Hulkamania. What mania has Norris? None.

Comment by superman is real and mighty mouse is a cartoon

superman is real and mighty mouse is a cartoon — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:14:21 -0800

At least "Hulk" Hogan is a real wrestler, and Chuck only wins in movies and on TV.

Comment by Mike "Iowa Boy" Keller

Mike "Iowa Boy" Keller — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:50:28 -0800

My guess is the Clinton camp and the New York City NOW chapter will present this as more sexism from Obama.
By the way, am I the only one that finds it mind-numbing that Hillary is trying to play victim again, this time over Obama not shaking her hand at the state of the union speech. Is she really so fragile that she even cares? I thought she was supposed to be the battle tough warrior. Sometimes her level of caluclation actually physically sickens me.

Comment by Hal

Hal — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:05:51 -0800

Chuck Norris did compete in profesional martial arts tournements before becoming an actor. I belive he was even ranked #1 world-wide in his chosen martial art at one point.

GAWD! Why do I know this?

Comment by Wille Mak 10

Wille Mak 10 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:19:36 -0800

My guess is that Clinton is like Bruce Lee, and Obama is like Chuck Norris in Meng long guo jiang. Stick that in your IMDB and somke it.

Comment by vooodooo84

vooodooo84 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:31:02 -0800

well technically i think Norris studied Lee's Jeet Kun Do

Comment by christopher hong

christopher hong — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:55:09 -0800

Well with "the Nature Boy" Rick Flair endorsing Huckabee, maybe we can finally decide the election in a way that will get potential voters to pay attention-- via a no no holds barred tag-team casket match.

Comment by Jason Josephes

Jason Josephes — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:39:29 -0800

It's good to have an accomplished musician in your corner.

http://www.theplugg.com/2007/03/17/257/

(Scroll down for mp3)

Comment by Andy Niable

Andy Niable — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:39:38 -0800

Well keep your TVs on (esp those WHO HAVE CABLE)... there's word the ARNOLD (I'M ON STEROIDS WHILE CHAIRING BUSH SR. "PHYSICAL FITNESS" PROGRAM) SCHWARZENEGGER is goign to endorse McCain tomorrow.

Anyone got the number of the Jesse "The Body" Ventura? Or is he just gonna run himself on the "Reform" Party ticket?

Comment by Jaye

Jaye — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:07:54 -0800

Bill and Hillary have tag-teamed Obama, lets make it fair and give Barack the Hulkster.

Comment by superyeadon

superyeadon — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:51:57 -0800

As the mayor of Lake City, I, superyeadon, endorse Obama. Let the chatter begin.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:43:49 -0800

@19 - actually, Mr T would win. He's a Night Elf Mohawk.

Comment by butterw

butterw — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:27:25 -0800

Most. Awesome. Presidential. Debate. Ever. Huck/Norris Barack/Hogan tag team!

Comment by Lucien Beauley

Lucien Beauley — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:26:49 -0800

For those thinking of backing Hillary Clinton, it would be wise to check her past congressional history...for the American people's Healthcare. In 1996, she attempted to take "ALL" our Healthcare rights...Check this out:
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/discover-and-imagine-ron-paul/successfully-fought-hillarycare-lite/

Comment by Lucien Beauley

Lucien Beauley — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:52:07 -0800

It is truly ironic that in all this rhetoric about the "endorsement" by those of popularity for particular candidates, there is "NO" mention by any of these of these endorsements to the "Freedom of Americans" or of the basic "Constitution", where all our "Rights to the Pursuit of Happiness" came from, which is the sole purpose to elect a qualified presidential leader. We have now lost our "reason" as a people and our "purpose" as a nation.