Celeb Bjork Repeats Herself!
posted by January 14 at 9:44 AMon
Bjork, who is insane just a little bit (God love her), waxed almost as repetitive as that, “WAAAA—-oooo—-AHHH—-oooo” scream she insists on doing at least once in every damn song by physically attacking some poor fool newsperson in an airport yesterday. The report from the terrified victim:
“As I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (T-shirt) and tore it,” he reports. “As she did this, she fell over, she fell to the ground,” he said. “At no stage did I touch her or speak with her.”
Although “falling on her ass” is a fresh new twist on the scenario, one can’t help wonder: Did some local reporter molest her under the tree on Christmas morning? Murder her father in a bar fight? Get her pregnant and stiff her on the abortion money? Call her fat at the prom? Speculation, let’s face it, is pointless.
Oh, Bjork. She’s gonna getcha!