Celeb And Now a Few Words from Clay Aiken!
posted by on January 13 at 21:30 PM
Clay Aiken did this interview because she would like to make a few things perfectly clear, and I quote:
I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day. It hurts so bad.
And…
I can’t move and think at the same time.
And…
I thought Monty Python was a person.
And apparently…
I’ve had ladies throw Depends at me that say, “Your older fans love you, too.”
Well. Isn’t that fascinating.
And now, for your re-pleasure (as I think I might’ve shared this before; if so, please to enjoy again anyway somehow) I give you the flower of American masculinity, Miss Clay Aiken:
Pardon me: MADAME Clay Aiken, I meant to say. She likes to be called MADAME.
My first thought was, "It's kinda low to take comments out of sensible context and make them sound like ...like that."
And then I read the interview.
Where they hell does Clay Aiken, that bitchfaced tightass queen, get off? Seriously, if you're going to be a diva caricature, have the decency to engage a little self-awareness. The interview reads like a Saturday Night Live script.
at least manilow was a little more gracious about himself. hmmm, manilow and aiken...powercouple?
I know, baby maniken's!
You are demeaning yourselves as GLBT with this sad and shallow attack. If it's equal rights you seek, may I suggest taking a more mature and intelligent tack.
All you are doing here is perpetuating the bad rap you continue to get from mainstream media. Unless, of course, you don't give a shit -- which wouldn't surprise me. Some of you are totally worthless human beings.
@everyone re: #7 - Alert! This is a code red. A Clay Aiken fan has entered Slog. This is not a drill.
On my Wii News today: Set to star in 'Spamalot', Clay Aiken says he at first thought it was stupidest thing ever
adrian, you're smarter than these self-loathing posts. i mean, i've met you -- you're no symbol of american masculinity, nor have i ever thought that's your goal. i also don't think it's aiken's goal. number 7 is right, if we say this type of shit to each other, we can't really be pissed when media says the same thing.
for fuck's sake, it's not even 6am on a Monday and i'm defending clay aiken? i predict this will be a strange week indeed.
quarter turns!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHA!
Wii news?
Wii News, Napoleon! Just another perk you get with your Wii shitstem.
Do you have to wave your Wiimote at the newscasters to make them talk?
who is clay aiken & why should i care?
Wii News. I feel a deep and impending sense of doom (kind of like Charlton Heston in front of the Statue of Liberty). Is Vegas taking odds that within 20 years politicians will be represented by the Wii, X-Box and PSX Parties?
Damn, @16 literally took the words right out of my mouth...
Er, @12?
No. It's #16 you agree with.
I totally sympathize with Madame. I can't get off the toilet many days.... just hurts toooooo much..
Did you upgrade your Opera browser on your Wii?
I keep forgetting to do that.
Adrian!,
I loathe Madame Aiken and thank you for this informative link. Don't stop your fabulous work on behalf of your people.
okay, so some of the idiotic comments from the beginning have been removed...little confused on @'s here...but barack? c'mon, I know you're closeted and all but give it a break...if all the rumors about aiken are true you'd be the bottom in that romance....
get over yourself....shave the hair off your palm and get a life!
You gotta admit it, Clay is Sir Robin!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Robin
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