Comments on A Wife for Life
Wow. Just... yeah. You're right. There is nothing that can be said about this.
Um, I had that when I was in my 20s, but it was twice a day not twice a month.
For five years. But she wasn't 19, she was my age now.
Will love you "for life"? That's not terribly comforting coming from someone whose lovers turn up dead.
Website tagline: "The nagging stops when the bars slam shut!"
Wow.
Best. Mudede. Post. Ever.
Possibly the best SLOG post ever.
"...then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife."
Wow.
HAWT
It feels kind of wrong, but I got a little horny while I was reading this. Is there such a thing as a convict fetish?
when offered without comment chaz makes good posts. keep it up chaz.
DAMN. Mrs. Fnarf, watch out. I'm goin' ta MISSISSIPPI! I will! I WILL take a walk on the pink side! With a lovely lass who tears up flowers.
@9: I saw her first.
This is - SOOOO AWESOME!
Remember the Seinfeld where George does the congugal visit thing with this one woman ... the sex is incredible ... and she ends up escaping and hiding out at George's where the sex is still incredible. However Elaine's balding boyfriend ends up with the charge for aiding and abetting a wanted criminal.
Funny...especially when you click to register!
I like the one who's in for "premedicated murder." I think this might be among the sleaziest operations I've ever seen.
this has to be a joke:
Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.
Favorite hobbies in prison: I'm active in the "political system" in here and tho I'm young I'm moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here.
Why I deserve another chance: I deserve a husband because I deserve kids and we're allowed to have them if it's with a husband. I'm good with kids usually except that one time and I could be the best locked up mommy in the world.
I thought it was a humor piece until I followed the links to their sponsors.
"Murder but it wasn't like that I got setup by my pimp and his frienz."
"no-holes barred". Jesus.
I live for your commentary and analysis, Charles--but you're right in this case. What more could you say?
Fucking brilliant.
From their FAQ:
Due to problems we have had with various government organizations, we have shredder trucks come around about once every two weeks to take care of out-dated, unnecessary paperwork. The details of your transaction, from the price you paid, to our internal accounting, to the woman you married, will not just be kept confidential, they'll be outright destroyed.
...So now I'm thinking this is either a joke site or a very straightforward scam.
I'm so going to try to date one of these girls. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
This is your downfall for not having a sense of humor, Charles. You don't recognize a joke when you see one. This is a pretty excellent one.
I think I'm going to stay away from "Chopper".
Is anyone else thinking about how conjugal visits are just another thing that gay folks are denied because they can't marry.
If I did something stupid and got tossed in jail, I'd want the opportunity for consensual sex.
just saying.
I really wanted this to be real. Unfortunately, it isn't.
I like the first one's convictions list:
Contributing to the deliquency of a minor, kidnapping, taking a minor across state lines for the purpose of prostitution, and murder 1.
Talk about burying the lead.
@27 - Conjugal visits, in most cases, are only allowed for makin' babies.
Unmarried men and men who marry after getting locked up aren't allowed them, either.
28,i hear you. i wanted it to be real and beyond the reach of theory.
Pro family.
Pro-free markets.
No gay folks invited in.
The right wing will love this!
And libertarians. It's long term pimpin'!
PS: before you ACT NOW, check out the communnity property laws and your prenup. That's the real scam. They get out then get a divorce, then get half from the time of marrying, then kick back to the promoters. Duh.
My favorite was the one who, at 26, was "past her baby years", so there's no need to use a condom.
Jail ladies are hot. They need sex too, plus there's an intensity to it that's hard to describe.
But I could do without the drama.
it's obviously a joke. but it is pretty funny. it works well because jail ladies can be hot.
my favorites were the one in for ID theft and fraud offering to help with finances. priceless!
but the 25 year-old in for three rapes says she hasn't had sex for 15 years? that's not so funny.
The FAQ is a great read. Especially the part about the number of prison wives you can have.
"Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again."
Yup, thats just the kind of person I want to be locked up in the conjugal trailer with.
From the FAQ:
What about diseases?
All six states that allow conjugal visits require the inmate to test clean for all sexually transmitted diseases before allowing an intimate meeting. That means you can perform your coital acts without the need for sticky, awkward or embarrassingly loose fitting condoms without any risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And if you don't come back for six months, you can rest assured that she hasn't been with any other man during that time, so no matter how dirty she may get, she'll always be clean as a whistle where it counts.
Prisoners of Love, blue Skies above, back on the Greaaaat White Waaaaaaaayyyyy.....
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Brilliant!
Yeah, I really think this makes the top 10 slog posts of all time.
It's a fake:
This may be a fake, but I'm sure I saw a real version of this several years ago. The women were hideous as you might expect.
And from the same people (domain registered to Vexes Media)
http://www.scientologyloans.com/
bitches ain't shit!
@42-No shit.
it's not fake they took my credit card info and i have an "e-date" this weekend
I can't remember if this is the site I was thinking of, but if you are in the market for just a "pen" pal, try this:
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/index.html
There's a link to a Big Beautiful Woman site there, too.
Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again.
Someone's been watching Blazing Saddles:
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
I think I'm in love with Lassie. She's young, cute, and, doesn't sound like she's terribly picky which is good because I don't like rejection. Anyhow, I always thought the icepick in the eye thing in Basic Instinct had kind of kinky quality to it. Nothing like the possibility of death to make your dick hard!
Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again.
Someone's been watching Blazing Saddles:
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
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