Slog - Comments on You've Responded! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded Thank you to everyone that sent in assignments. These are all the assignments I've received so far: Teasing someone's cat with yarn, helping behind the scenes at the Northwest Film Forum holiday party, helping behind the scenes at the Gay Men's Chorus Holiday Show, installing an ice sculpture designed by Alex Schweder, babysitting a six-year-old who likes to go to Petco and stare at animals, babysitting for someone who told me I could watch their porno after the baby fell asleep, painting a hallway at a gay law firm, slathering wax on some women's dread locks, gold farming with a... Copyright 2008 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:02:12 -0800 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:17:17 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by The General - World of Warcraft addict (hilarious)
- Painting overwhelmed mother's bedroom (actually helpful)
- Opening presents with someone else's family (hilarious)

]]> The General http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873688 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873688 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:34:26 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Well, I think two good choices are:

gold farming with a World of Warcraft addict (gotta build up those job skills for the US eventual third-world status); and

raking the leaves in front of City Hall.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873689 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873689 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:34:43 -0800 Comment by hillside_hoyden I say paint that mother's bedroom. She will probably be disproportionately grateful, plus painting is pretty fun.

]]> hillside_hoyden http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873691 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873691 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:35:29 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Sex fort! Build the sex fort!

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873699 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873699 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:38:38 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Help host the birthday party for 20 four-year olds, I tell you!

You might even be able to put the Community Theatre Camp training to use, if I can find a good bunny costume.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873721 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:50:53 -0800 Comment by COMTE I'm sensing a poll in the offing...

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873727 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873727 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:52:06 -0800 Comment by PA Native What the hell is a sex fort?

]]> PA Native http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873740 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873740 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:59:57 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV I dunno. I figure someone wants him to help them pitch a tent.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873755 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873755 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:10:43 -0800 Comment by giffy So what, cleaning out my gutters and scrapping the moss of my roof wasn't good enough for you?

]]> giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873779 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873779 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:22:22 -0800 Comment by duncan ....or washing my windows?

]]> duncan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873796 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873796 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:33:21 -0800 Comment by Packratt find me a lawyer?

]]> Packratt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873811 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873811 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:42:25 -0800 Comment by COMTE @8:

I suppose that would mean he'd have to bring his own pole...

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873841 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873841 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:51:56 -0800 Comment by Malcolm in Sydney I think we can assume from the comment about body hair during the Greenpeace activity that his pole would come with it's own undergrowth.

]]> Malcolm in Sydney http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873866 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873866 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:10:12 -0800 Comment by Jiberish i saw the public intern catching a train to portland...he's kinda short huh?

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873869 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873869 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:12:35 -0800 Comment by Malcolm in Sydney Nothing wrnog with short guys.

]]> Malcolm in Sydney http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873880 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873880 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:26:53 -0800 Comment by Tall One Besides making less money, being evolutionarily less attractive, being weaker, inherent inferiority complexes, etc

Sure there's nothing wrong with short guys.

]]> Tall One http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873891 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873891 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:42:19 -0800 Comment by Rose Red I'm for the sex fort or the opening of presents. Preferably both.

Hey, you could wrangle my cats and clip their claws. And clean my fish tank! Neither has been done for ages, and they'd all appreciate it after the fact. I swear.

Too bad I've already broken up with my boyfriend. Otherwise you could do that too. (Heartless!)

]]> Rose Red http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873944 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873944 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:08:58 -0800 Comment by Nosebot Rose Red, it's just as well you're already split up. You should neither text message break up nor public intern break up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M

I've met the public intern. He's groovy and indomitable. I can't wait to find out about his next assignment.

]]> Nosebot http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873956 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873956 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:36:03 -0800 Comment by M You can drive me and my drunk friends around. Saturday. The Sorrento, followed by the McLeod Residence, followed by god knows what.

]]> M http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873962 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c873962 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:54:09 -0800 Comment by Kate Geez, I guess finding me a new bank wasn't SEXY enough of an assignment... go figure...

]]> Kate http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c874040 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c874040 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:43:17 -0800 Comment by Steven Blum Oops. I'm sorry to everyone who's assignment I didn't include. It was an error, not a personal vendetta against your assignment. I regret it.

]]> Steven Blum http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c874045 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c874045 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:07:24 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 @11 try making some calls to Seattle U or UW law schools, the clinics or profs might be interested in helping you out

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c874053 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c874053 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:22:03 -0800 Comment by GrammarCop FYI: It's the Seattle Men's Chorus, not the Gay Men's Chorus. We do actually have some straight members within our ranks, and a lot of straight people who help out behind the scenes. ;)

]]> GrammarCop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c882335 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/youve_responded#c882335 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:17:17 -0800