Celeb You Can Be Too Thin
posted by on December 17 at 9:26 AM
Or your bodice can be too tight. Or your costume designer can be too cruel. Or your plastic surgeon can be too neglectful. More here.
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Monday, December 17, 2007
Ick. The pictures of her on the linked page are even worse.
Mmm...armpit cleavage. Almost makes here look human - most of the time she looks like some sort of 24th Century bionic Barbie-doll woman. Have fun sticking your dick in your plastic fantastic anorexic wife, David Beckham!
Or you could be growing a third boob.
Seriously- the bitch is an alien.
How very odd.
My God. She is fuckin' owning the vagina armpit!
What you have to understand about Posh is that she regards her body as a WEAPON. None of your namby-pamby fat-acceptance free-to-be-you-and-me twittery for her, Those aren't tits; they are intercontinental ballistic mammaries designed to REPRESENT tits. Of course they don't look "real" or "good" up close.
And the fact that you are looking at them here proves that you have been defeated.
what do you expect from someone who would name her SON "brooklyn"?
That gets me hot.
Victoria's boob job is way out of control
If you are at all interested ... Lainey from laineygossip.com (the best gossip site EVER) is obsessed with Posh. She has been speculating for a while that Posh had her "concrete tits" removed for the costumes during the tour and this appears to be the result. She also speculates that the concrete will go right back in after the tour.
She also seems to be sprouting fish scales.
Lainey Gossip represent! (The fact that she's the best gossip source out there has EVERYTHING to do with the fact that she's Canadian.) Also: she's totes right about the concrete tits being removed.
Should I be uncomfortable that I knew it was Posh just from the boob and the clavicle?
I kind of love her.
@13, if you decide you should feel uncomfortable, let me know, because I could tell it was her, too. If you really love her, try to track down her cover of Madonna's "Bad Girl". It's AMAZING. In that she makes Madonna sound like a VH1 Diva.
I like every boob but fake. Here's to keeping it real. Am I right ladies?
It looks like a testicle.
The tits only look like concrete because she has them strapped in so tight.
Don't blame the costumer. I'm sure the "talented celebrity" complained that costume into being...
It's an armpit testicle.
@19: I was gonna say that. It's less a third boob than a first smooth, hairless testicle. Ew.
Whatever it is, it's alien.
*Thanks Peter Coyote!
Eweeee.... girls are shaped icky.
Whatever else you think about it, you have to agree that that top looks COMFORTABLE.
So is this supposed to be an olive branch to all the "fat activists" (read: fat people)?
If it is, it's working, thats looks like she has balls.
Yeah--in her *underarms*!
The camel toe vagina area adds the extra special "touch"
Fake tits never sleep.
nnnnnOr do they?
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