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Monday, December 17, 2007

You Can Be Too Thin

posted by on December 17 at 9:26 AM


Or your bodice can be too tight. Or your costume designer can be too cruel. Or your plastic surgeon can be too neglectful. More here.

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Ick. The pictures of her on the linked page are even worse.

Posted by Greg | December 17, 2007 9:31 AM

Mmm...armpit cleavage. Almost makes here look human - most of the time she looks like some sort of 24th Century bionic Barbie-doll woman. Have fun sticking your dick in your plastic fantastic anorexic wife, David Beckham!

Posted by Hernandez | December 17, 2007 9:34 AM

Or you could be growing a third boob.

Seriously- the bitch is an alien.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | December 17, 2007 9:38 AM

How very odd.

Posted by Michigan Matt | December 17, 2007 9:39 AM

My God. She is fuckin' owning the vagina armpit!

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 17, 2007 10:06 AM

What you have to understand about Posh is that she regards her body as a WEAPON. None of your namby-pamby fat-acceptance free-to-be-you-and-me twittery for her, Those aren't tits; they are intercontinental ballistic mammaries designed to REPRESENT tits. Of course they don't look "real" or "good" up close.

And the fact that you are looking at them here proves that you have been defeated.

Posted by Fnarf | December 17, 2007 10:11 AM

what do you expect from someone who would name her SON "brooklyn"?

Posted by ellarosa | December 17, 2007 10:21 AM

That gets me hot.

Posted by tsm | December 17, 2007 10:24 AM

Victoria's boob job is way out of control

Posted by KELLY O | December 17, 2007 10:28 AM

If you are at all interested ... Lainey from (the best gossip site EVER) is obsessed with Posh. She has been speculating for a while that Posh had her "concrete tits" removed for the costumes during the tour and this appears to be the result. She also speculates that the concrete will go right back in after the tour.

Posted by C in C | December 17, 2007 10:47 AM

She also seems to be sprouting fish scales.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 17, 2007 10:52 AM

Lainey Gossip represent! (The fact that she's the best gossip source out there has EVERYTHING to do with the fact that she's Canadian.) Also: she's totes right about the concrete tits being removed.

Posted by Jaime-Leigh | December 17, 2007 10:59 AM

Should I be uncomfortable that I knew it was Posh just from the boob and the clavicle?

I kind of love her.

Posted by Lindy | December 17, 2007 11:05 AM

@13, if you decide you should feel uncomfortable, let me know, because I could tell it was her, too. If you really love her, try to track down her cover of Madonna's "Bad Girl". It's AMAZING. In that she makes Madonna sound like a VH1 Diva.

Posted by spencer | December 17, 2007 11:52 AM

I like every boob but fake. Here's to keeping it real. Am I right ladies?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 17, 2007 12:22 PM

It looks like a testicle.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 17, 2007 12:38 PM

The tits only look like concrete because she has them strapped in so tight.

Posted by Fnarf | December 17, 2007 12:38 PM

Don't blame the costumer. I'm sure the "talented celebrity" complained that costume into being...

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | December 17, 2007 12:46 PM

It's an armpit testicle.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 17, 2007 12:48 PM

@19: I was gonna say that. It's less a third boob than a first smooth, hairless testicle. Ew.

Posted by Gloria | December 17, 2007 1:22 PM

Whatever it is, it's alien.

*Thanks Peter Coyote!

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 17, 2007 1:24 PM

Eweeee.... girls are shaped icky.

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | December 17, 2007 2:14 PM

Whatever else you think about it, you have to agree that that top looks COMFORTABLE.

Posted by Fnarf | December 17, 2007 2:32 PM

So is this supposed to be an olive branch to all the "fat activists" (read: fat people)?

If it is, it's working, thats looks like she has balls.

Posted by brandon h | December 17, 2007 5:22 PM

Yeah--in her *underarms*!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 17, 2007 6:45 PM

The camel toe vagina area adds the extra special "touch"

Posted by mla | December 17, 2007 8:10 PM

Fake tits never sleep.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 17, 2007 9:14 PM

nnnnnOr do they?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 17, 2007 9:16 PM

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