Slog - Comments on Will It Blend? http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend What happens if you put an iPhone in a blender? Via Americablog.... Copyright 2008 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:29:48 -0800 Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:32:39 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball That concoction he pours out at the end is simply further proof -- as if any more were needed -- that iPhones are constructed from the ashes of missing Capitol Hill dogs and cats.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882325 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882325 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:37:36 -0800 Comment by Just Me It took a lickin' but didn't keep tickin'. American's just do not make quality any more.

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882328 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882328 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:44:47 -0800 Comment by MoTown Sorry Dan, but this video is old old old. So old that it was one of the first things I watched on YouTube... er, on my iPhone when I got it. Now THAT was a meta moment.

]]> MoTown http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882331 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882331 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:56:53 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt I wouldn't want to be breathing that iPhone dust. Nasty.

In other news, there's now a Royal YouTube channel for HRH Queen Elizabeth. Awesome!

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882336 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882336 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:18:46 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball It's HM for the Queen. Her children are HRHs.

Carry on.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882339 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882339 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:23:13 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage I realize, MoTown, that the Internets is a race, and that if something has been posted once, anywhere, that means that everyone, everywhere, has already seen it. Forgive me for re-posting this and violating the spirit of the Internets.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882340 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882340 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:30:09 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Awesome.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882341 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882341 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:36:52 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt @5 Thanks! Now I remember. HRH was what HM took away from the Queen of Hearts, the People's Princess, aka Diana.

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882342 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882342 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:42:46 -0800 Comment by um um this video is like 9 months old

]]> um http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882347 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882347 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:50:17 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Hey, it's a slow news day, alright? Cut Dan some slack....

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882357 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882357 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:56:56 -0800 Comment by Harold How about the british royal family in a blender?

]]> Harold http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882358 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882358 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:57:20 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball @ 12 -- Interesting idea. Would that the Queen Mother yet lived -- her blended essence would be 93.47% Hendrick's gin, and 6.53% diamonds.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882369 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882369 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:08:41 -0800 Comment by Brave Republican Warrior COMMENT DELETED: OFF TOPIC

We remove comments that are off topic, threatening, or commercial in nature, and we do not allow sock-puppetry (impersonating someone else)—or any kind of puppetry, for that matter. We never censor comments based on ideology.

]]> Brave Republican Warrior http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882374 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882374 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:15:44 -0800 Comment by montex I didn't know that Dan supported the invasion of Iraq. I guess he should feel sympathy for Clinton and her war vote.

"Brave Republican Warrior's" comments don't seem so much concerned about the children affected by the war as he is with the fact that Dan Savage made them. He calls Savage on the hypocrisy of being anti-war now but not then.

This is a perfect example of why I hate republicans. They don't care about the people in Iraq suffering and dying in this war, they just want to smear anyone who disagrees with them. It is the most disgusting thing about the Republican Party and that's saying alot with so much to choose from.

If Brave Republican Warrior is so brave and a warrior, why isn't he in Iraq fighting for the cause? That was a rhetorical question. We all know that he, like all Republican chicken-hawks, is a coward and would never fight for his president.

]]> montex http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882395 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882395 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:44:45 -0800 Comment by mmbb Causing magic smoke to be released from device may void the warranty. (Any electrical engineers in the house to get the joke?)

]]> mmbb http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882405 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882405 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:05:00 -0800 Comment by Deep Breath Jackass Republican WhateverTheFuck,

Your comments are OFF-TOPIC and they should be deleted. There's no controversy here. Your polluting the discussion other people are trying to have with things THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND. Hence, they are "off-topic." Scream censorship all you want, you're a loon and everyone knows it. If Dan posts about the war, make your pointless comment. Make it ONCE. Making that comment in a thread about iPhones is OFF FUCKING TOPIC.

If you want to inform the world about Dan Savage's initial (note!) support for the Iraq war, start your own fucking blog.

Oh, and everybody already knows he supported the invasion, and nobody cares. It's been dealt with, and he's changed his tune. People who admit their mistakes in this political climate should be praised, not constantly harassed about views they have since recanted.

But the larger point, really, is this:
Shut the fuck up and go away. You're an asshole.

]]> Deep Breath http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882428 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882428 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:07:00 -0800 Comment by Incontinent Impudent Imp Wow, Jodie Foster is gay? Who would have thought....

]]> Incontinent Impudent Imp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882433 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882433 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:32:36 -0800 Comment by violet_dagrinder I love that video. Even though it's old. And even though it makes me a little sad, cuz of how that guy is gonna get cancer.

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882471 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882471 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:11:09 -0800 Comment by Sock Puppet Aww, I don't really care. Have a pagan doob in my mouth and Crown of Creation on the stereo. Life is good.

]]> Sock Puppet http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882486 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882486 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:56:11 -0800 Comment by Conspiracy Theorist This 'Dan supported the War' blogspammer asshole is definitely a Fascist Republican, and here's how I know:

1. He forces the SLOG admins to institute some heinous registration policy (ugh).

2. Some decent interval later, the guys in the unmarked cars and earphones pay a visit to The Stranger to collect the registration logs.

3. Free extended (or permanent) vacations for many of us, in some place with much better weather than Seattle! Think of a sunny island, not TOO far from Florida...

]]> Conspiracy Theorist http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882503 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882503 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:07:50 -0800 Comment by Eric in Boulder @16, I'm not an EE, but am enough of a techie to know that, yep, if you even once let the smoke leak out of a sealed piece of electronic electronic equipment, it never works as well anymore.

]]> Eric in Boulder http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882506 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882506 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:21:04 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV You may be right, conspiracy theorist.

Let me take this moment to state unequivocally that the mentally ill of America simply haven't tried hard enough to impress Jodie Foster in well over 26 years....

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882508 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882508 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:39:55 -0800 Comment by herbert browne fuck that hi-$$ blender... I gotta pair of Scissors that will cut a Nickel in two- without AC current! Betcha blenderman can't do That... chow ^..^

]]> herbert browne http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882510 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882510 Tech Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:20:27 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Wouldn't it have been a whole lot easier to just throw a whole stack of $20 bills in the blender?

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882629 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882629 Tech Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:01:14 -0800 Comment by kristin @24: yah, I was thinking the same thing. I mean, those damn things cost a fortune! Throw one my way instead of destroying the thing! I was going to say: then I'll let you blend some of my poop, but that was sort of too much like a 2 girls one cup thing. Shudder.

]]> kristin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882642 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882642 Tech Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:12:02 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Kristen, you are one sick, fucked-up person. I like that...

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882673 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/will_it_blend#c882673 Tech Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:32:39 -0800