Evidently, "Santa" thought someone was a very BAD little girl this year.

And how much you want to bet those folks continue to shop at Wal*Mart?

I bet it was gay porn!

"It got put'n under my tree."

I cry for America.

We can't even see a clip of it?! Jesus, it must be Back Door Sluts 9!

@3 -- and "It got puttin' back up on the shay-yelf." I'm crying with you.

And maybe this family is not so innocent -- there was a dog collar on that sales slip...

Finally -- WTF with his socks?!?!?

10 years old and still believes in Santa Claus? It's about time she got a dose of reality!

Do they know they're trash? No. That's what makes it so funny!!

Obnoxious socks? Check.
Busted English? Check.
The name Daryl? Check.
Shitty MP3 player? Check.
Wal-mart? Check.

Ahem: My son's name is Daryl.

I think Santa and Spankin' Jesus are conspiring. Santa sets the little girl up with the porn and Spankin' Jesus covers her face with wasps!

I noticed the socks, too. Mint green and powder blue knee-highs, pulled up over his pants. It's not baseball season, so I don't have a good explanation for that.

His outrage sounds rehearsed to me. So does the reporter, who appears to have watched the porn all the way through several times just to make absolutely sure there wasn't a clip they could use. You can see how upset she was that she couldn't show it to us.

Lastly, who watches porn on a one-inch screen? If they really wanted to, they could find out who returned it. Here's hoping that they find him and hound him publicly for months on end.

OMG!! They're so poor they have to shop at Wal-mart and buy RCA mp3 players. They didn't even get a good education HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.

--Yeah, the clip is hilarious, but not for those reasons. The condescension is nauseating.

@8

Nu uh.

OMG!! They're so poor they have to shop at Wal-mart and buy RCA mp3 players. They didn't even get a good education HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA.

Woot!

#11: You forget that it's completely socially acceptable to make fun of poor white southerners. Everybody else is off limits.

Oh my god. hahaha

This is bogus CRAP, dam Southern White Trash!

@8:

but dan, with your urban sophistication, you probably pronounce it in the continental manner: DAH-ril, vs. durr-rul.

makes all the difference...

I bet a ten year old boy wouldn't have burst into tears if he'd gotten ahold of some porn.

Reporter "It is so graphic we can not even show you" (WHILE SHE IS LOOKING AT IT!!!!!)

Did anyone else catch that?

@19 -- she was just being a careful reporter and checking her facts. Again and again.

She's just making sure her face isn't visible.

@21 -- LOL Right on...

And further to the intrepid reporter, isn't that a certified Hillary Hair-do (TM) ?

@7: You forgot prominent missing teeth. Check.

Prepping for his emotional distress lawsuit, this guy is pretty good at crying

Ahem: My son's name is Daryl.

@10

It's for his masturbation-on-the-go

Mr. Poe @7:
Trash? Do you really believe that people are trash? That's pretty sad.

In terms of the clip, personally I would have freaked out if I had seen porn at ten. I didn't believe in Santa but I definitely believed that sex was beautiful and romantic. It would have scared me to see porn. And if my kid saw porn at ten, I'd be really pissed.

We'd like to hear more from you Papayas, but we're all due back on planet earth soon...

Pfft, I saw porn before that age and all it did was make me go "ew", give me a boner and I had no idea why. The little girl will get over it, hell in 3 or 4 years she'll probably be thinking about some of the stuff in that video.

Perhaps they are not "trash" but they are certainly "trashy".

I don't understand the 1-inch porn either. You would have to hold it up to your face and I'd prefer to have both hands free.

Just goes to show you: Always test electronics, any electronics, before you give, unless it is in a sealed blister pack.

you people are sick. walmart does this to some people who want a nice christmas and all you do is laugh. i hope you people who enjoy others misfortune go to hell.