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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Transportation Issues

posted by on December 27 at 10:00 AM

The SLUT stalls, the bus tunnel has issues, and it’s snowing. Be careful out there.

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Can we send the bill for SLUT repairs to Paul Allen? Or is your mayor too busy licking Allen's dirty butt hole to do that?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | December 27, 2007 10:07 AM
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Snow! *dances gleefully*

Posted by Phelix | December 27, 2007 10:09 AM
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And here I was grumbling about the noise those damn studded snow tires made. I guess that hour I spent helping my dad put them on was worth it.

Posted by Greg | December 27, 2007 10:32 AM
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Be careful out there.

*opening piano chords to Hill Street Blues theme song*

Posted by mackro mackro | December 27, 2007 10:40 AM
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Oooooh, look at Savage's talented aggregation of seattletimes.com. What talent!

Posted by Wurstbrat | December 27, 2007 10:49 AM
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It's been a long time since I read an article about a charged pole going "pop" in the MSM. But hooray, nonetheless.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | December 27, 2007 10:52 AM
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The bill goes to Siemens Transportation who designed the OCS (Overhead Contact Support) under a warranty.

I like how problems are always instantly looked at the "owner" than the sub contractor...

Seattle Streetcar - Siemens
Seattle Transit Tunnel - GE Transportation
Snow - Mother Nature.

Posted by Brian Bundridge | December 27, 2007 11:02 AM
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we must ban transportation.

and pit bull/siberian tiger hybrids.

Posted by max solomon | December 27, 2007 12:04 PM
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It's snowing? Really? All I see is rain, with the occasional wet flake.

Posted by Matthew | December 27, 2007 12:18 PM
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Allen's butthole is probably very clean, thanks to the regular ministrations of multiple tongues.

Posted by sceptic | December 27, 2007 1:09 PM
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Yep, it's open now, and no, it's not.

Posted by Gomez | December 27, 2007 1:12 PM
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SAVAGE Wrote:
"The SLUT stalls"

One would think Metro would have a team of horses on the ready to pull the SLUT and its human cargo when breakdowns occur. It certainly would be fitting considering the SLUT is early twentieth century transportation technology. Not to worry....the bloom will be off once Metro starts charging fares. The SLUT will become empty, quaint, and expensive.

--- Jensen

Posted by Jensen Interceptor | December 27, 2007 1:13 PM

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