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on December 27 at
The SLUT stalls, the bus tunnel has issues, and it’s snowing. Be careful out there.
Can we send the bill for SLUT repairs to Paul Allen? Or is your mayor too busy licking Allen's dirty butt hole to do that?
Snow! *dances gleefully*
And here I was grumbling about the noise those damn studded snow tires made. I guess that hour I spent helping my dad put them on was worth it.
Be careful out there.
*opening piano chords to Hill Street Blues theme song*
Oooooh, look at Savage's talented aggregation of seattletimes.com. What talent!
It's been a long time since I read an article about a charged pole going "pop" in the MSM. But hooray, nonetheless.
The bill goes to Siemens Transportation who designed the OCS (Overhead Contact Support) under a warranty.
I like how problems are always instantly looked at the "owner" than the sub contractor...
Seattle Streetcar - Siemens
Seattle Transit Tunnel - GE Transportation
Snow - Mother Nature.
we must ban transportation.
and pit bull/siberian tiger hybrids.
It's snowing? Really? All I see is rain, with the occasional wet flake.
Allen's butthole is probably very clean, thanks to the regular ministrations of multiple tongues.
Yep, it's open now, and no, it's not.
"The SLUT stalls"
One would think Metro would have a team of horses on the ready to pull the SLUT and its human cargo when breakdowns occur. It certainly would be fitting considering the SLUT is early twentieth century transportation technology. Not to worry....the bloom will be off once Metro starts charging fares. The SLUT will become empty, quaint, and expensive.
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