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Shoot me, puuuhhhlllleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeee

Posted by ecce homo | December 19, 2007 4:31 PM
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Wake Up And Smell How Fucking Stupid You Look.

Wake Up And Smell How Stupid The Phrase On Your Shirt Is

Posted by No...Shooot Me First. Really. | December 19, 2007 4:33 PM
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Wigger.

Is that still offensive if I'm white?

Posted by left coast | December 19, 2007 4:37 PM
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@1, @2, @3--its ok that youre old. you dont have to go around being stupid, too.

Posted by jz | December 19, 2007 5:06 PM
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"you dont have to go around being stupid, too."

sure they do, it is what they are, sort of the raison d'etre in their mixed nut salad.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot | December 19, 2007 5:38 PM
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but this guy does look like a total dork, jz.

i would even say, possibly bordering on douche-y.

seriously, what's with the hats? and the shirt? like non of us has heard this "thing"...what's it called hippity hop? hip rap?

ohhhhh... hip hop.

Posted by terry miller | December 19, 2007 5:39 PM
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that slogan, for better or worse, is the de facto mission statement of northwest hiphop. i defer to larry mizell, dj nphared, and grynch for proper explanation.

the hat/s i know nothing about. i assume this kid didnt come to the show w both. that airbrushed trucker cap (definitely borderline douchey) smacks of show-bought merch.

Posted by jz | December 19, 2007 5:44 PM
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So he's that guy - wearing the shirt of the band to the show.

I guess I am old. I'm thinking that Hip Hop would smell like pot or butt.

Posted by left coast | December 19, 2007 5:54 PM
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I don't enjoy hip hop, but that McDouchebag Deluxe definitely isn't any real representation of it.

Why wear one gayass hat when you can wear TWO AT THE SAME TIME?!?! THHUUUUGGG!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 19, 2007 6:06 PM
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poe, you shouldve stopped at "i dont enjoy hiphop." everything else following is rendered moot once you make that admission.

the "that guy" theory doesnt apply to hiphop. the dyme def guys wear their shirts on stage; theyre made custom for them by goods or some other $50 t-shirt store. the "wake up and..." doesnt reference any particular group but rather the whole 206 scene in general.

its a valid point, though: im sure the hiphop smelled pretty ripe in a sold-out neumos last night, so nobody needed waking up to catch a whiff.

Posted by jz | December 19, 2007 6:37 PM
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Well I wouldn't know any of that, now would I. Aaaaanyway, message received.

I still think he looks like a McDouchebag Deluxe. Then again, I think Helena Bonham Carter always looks fabulous...sooo....

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 19, 2007 6:53 PM
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JZ

Are you White?

If so, do you self identify as a "wigger"?

If black, do you not hate white guys who pretend to be black in order to gain some cred as a street thug? You know, cause all black men are bad ass thugs...

Posted by ecce homo | December 19, 2007 6:58 PM
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Wake up and smell the Hip Hop.

I did and it stinks.

Posted by -B- | December 19, 2007 7:05 PM
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I don't know if I've ever seen anyone look so brain-dead in all my life, and I work in a hospital. His facial expression is somewhere between a lizard and a potato. Michael Myers on a high-carb diet, dreaming of his hero 50 Cent and pointing his fingers like a gun.

Posted by Donovan | December 20, 2007 2:16 AM
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got 206 hip hop?
206 hip hop is grrrrrrrrreat!

hope the scene didn't hire someone to create their de facto mission statement.

with all of the creative local talent, i would hope that they could of created their own de facto mission statement and not another parody.

just sayin', yo.

and i'm young and black if that helps.

Posted by cochise. | December 20, 2007 8:46 AM
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there's no de facto mission statements out this beyatch as of yet.

if there was, it would be:

Wake Up, Then Figure Out How We Keep The Police Off Our Goddamn Neck, Then How We Get Rid Of The Fucking Bloodsuckers

that's gonna have to be a tall tee.

Posted by lar | December 20, 2007 6:04 PM

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