How did you take this post away from Dan?!
This made me throw up.
This one rings false.
OK, it's official - you win the prize for best story of 2007.
That story smelled funny from the start. It sounded more like a cover up. There were holes in the story, and they're still there, and I'm not talking about the violated hole.
Thank god pits are outlawed in Denver.
Oh. My. GOD!
Why would you train a dog to sodomize babies? Adults, maybe I could understand (I've seen video of that before), but children? Fuck!
Schmader should re-title this: Every Child Needs a Mother, Father, and a Puppy.
How many times are you going to post this story? It's enough with the pit bulls, already.
Nope. Not real.
OH. MY. GOD.
I want to poke my eyes out now.
for a Holiday treat, could we have a week without any postings on the murder, torture, molestation, beheading, dismemberment, disemboweling,rape or cannibalism of children?
thank you.
See, if the two year old had been trained in the proper use of assault weapons, he could have emptied a full clip into the pit bull and this never would have happened.
Of course, the stray bullets would have killed his siblings, but hey freedom has a price ...
(wait, wasn't that the official NRA stance?)
Or the two year old could have been wearing a diaper and/or pants.
This thing sounds too weird.
OK, wait, she left the kid alone naked? How else would this turn into a sodomizing vs. humping?
proves animals are gay, right?
This beats the amputated leg custody battle story.
It does sound kinda fake (I truly hope it is). But really, an aggressive male dog that hasn't been fixed will pretty much try to fuck whatever it can.
Only do the great step forward in a time of crisis:
"Neighbors ran to help, but only one man was able to get the dog and child apart".
Could be worse.
In Saudi Arabia, the boy'd probably receive 80 lashes.
I have to call Bull Shit on this one too. But if it actually is real, then the next Pit Bull I see is getting a bullet in it's head. period, end of story.
I'm not really understanding why anyone other than a licensed professional dog handler is allowed to own an unneutered male pit bull. Or pretty much any unneutered male dog. 90% of the problems you hear about with dog aggressiveness are unneutered males or dogs who've been abused. Mandate neutering unless you have a special license, and most of your problems go away.
Of course, you could neuter the dog, too. Neutering the owner would definitely remove most of your problems.
Not on Snopes (yet?).
ALREADY COVERED. Reposting stories to inflate the hysteria further is cheating.
FOR SHAME!
This is worse than that Dave Barry-stealing high-end rent boy stuff.
I fapped to this. i fapped and I came.
I WISH TO PURCHASE THIS TRAINED DOG AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. WHERE MIGHT I OBTAIN SAID BABY RAPING CANINE?
Baby fuck! baby fuck! It'sss awwwrighttt!!!
in after babyfuck
PIT BULLS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
In Soviet Russia baby rapes you!
That baby was totally asking for it. Slut.
that hussy was leading that poor puppy on, waving its yummhole about, until the poor crazed pup could no longer help itself.
thats why we can't have nice things
It's awwwwwwrrrrright!
Someone post pictures or a video or something now, I'm incredibly horny. Thanks.
BABY FUCK BABY FUCK BABY FUCK!
I CAME.
I CAME.
Whoa. This comment thread...well, now I'm laughing. It's all good.
Who would train dogs to do such a thing?
This is both sick and wrong! my dogs wouldn't do anything like that!
I wish I had this dog.
why is it that all the articles you want to see the pictures/videos in don't have them?
I'm starting a petition to save this dog and study its ways. Eventually I will create a fine, thoroughbred line of waist-high toddler-raping pitbulls.
Anybody interesting in helping out the cause should Paypal their donation to mansbestfriend@gmail.com
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This couldn't have just happened. The mother must've had the dog do it because she was into that kind of stuff, then the dog ran outside with the baby still tied. Dogs don't normally do that and the baby would've had a diaper/clothes on. If the judge decides to kill that dog, someone needs to hunt that woman down, rape her, slit her chest open and hang her from the ceiling by her intestines.
Just wait until they legalize same sex marriage...this will happen all over the place....Mike Huckabee told me so.
Wow...
my dog just knows 'sit pretty'
BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIGHT!
Dogs can't "rape"; dogs don't have morality. Dogs are not human.
Dogs will sometimes mount other beings, human or not, in a display of "dominance," though penetration is unheard of.
People who leave children alone with pit bulls ought not have children.
But, this story is obviously fake.
Okay, you post this story, but you didn't post the one about the German shepard mauling the Latino immigrant landscaper and the whole white town coming out in support of their neighbors. Whatever...
Fake or not, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or throw up. And laughing while you're throwing up in not a good combo. Tends to come out the nose.
@56: There is rape in the animal kingdom, even gang rape. Even though animals don't have morality, the term still accurately describes their behavior when one (or more) animal fucks another against its will.
See also: mallard ducks.
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