Slog - Comments on This is Getting Ridiculous, Pt. 476 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476 This past July in Lockport, New York, a two-year-old boy was raped by the family's pitbull. From WGRZ: The mother told Lockport Police that she left her two year old unattended for a short time and after hearing the baby scream, she ran to see what was wrong. When she got in the room, she told Lockport Police the dog, named "Bear", had sodomized the toddler. The mother screamed, scaring the dog out of the house, but the dog was still attached to the baby. One neighbor told 2 On Your Side, she heard the mother screaming "The dog is... Copyright 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:23:50 -0800 Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:57:40 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Dougsf How did you take this post away from Dan?!

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878411 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878411 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:25:17 -0800 Comment by tabletop_joe This made me throw up.

]]> tabletop_joe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878422 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878422 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:30:52 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV This one rings false.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878425 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878425 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:32:06 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty OK, it's official - you win the prize for best story of 2007.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878426 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878426 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:33:32 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe That story smelled funny from the start. It sounded more like a cover up. There were holes in the story, and they're still there, and I'm not talking about the violated hole.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878428 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878428 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:34:18 -0800 Comment by Matt from Denver Thank god pits are outlawed in Denver.

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878429 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878429 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:34:21 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Oh. My. GOD!

Why would you train a dog to sodomize babies? Adults, maybe I could understand (I've seen video of that before), but children? Fuck!

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878436 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878436 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:37:33 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Schmader should re-title this: Every Child Needs a Mother, Father, and a Puppy.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878449 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878449 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:46:05 -0800 Comment by keeperdesign How many times are you going to post this story? It's enough with the pit bulls, already.

]]> keeperdesign http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878452 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878452 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:47:35 -0800 Comment by superyeadon Nope. Not real.

]]> superyeadon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878453 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878453 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:47:41 -0800 Comment by K X One

OH. MY. GOD.

I want to poke my eyes out now.


]]> K X One http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878457 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878457 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:48:57 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways for a Holiday treat, could we have a week without any postings on the murder, torture, molestation, beheading, dismemberment, disemboweling,rape or cannibalism of children?

thank you.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878471 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878471 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:54:01 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle See, if the two year old had been trained in the proper use of assault weapons, he could have emptied a full clip into the pit bull and this never would have happened.

Of course, the stray bullets would have killed his siblings, but hey freedom has a price ...

(wait, wasn't that the official NRA stance?)

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878475 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878475 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:55:32 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Or the two year old could have been wearing a diaper and/or pants.

This thing sounds too weird.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878491 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878491 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:00:42 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi OK, wait, she left the kid alone naked? How else would this turn into a sodomizing vs. humping?

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878498 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878498 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:01:54 -0800 Comment by stephen j gould proves animals are gay, right?

]]> stephen j gould http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878511 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878511 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:05:40 -0800 Comment by Greg This beats the amputated leg custody battle story.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878531 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878531 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:21:13 -0800 Comment by monkey It does sound kinda fake (I truly hope it is). But really, an aggressive male dog that hasn't been fixed will pretty much try to fuck whatever it can.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878542 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878542 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:28:46 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Only do the great step forward in a time of crisis:

"Neighbors ran to help, but only one man was able to get the dog and child apart".

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878544 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878544 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:29:57 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Could be worse.

In Saudi Arabia, the boy'd probably receive 80 lashes.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878549 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878549 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:33:36 -0800 Comment by Just Me I have to call Bull Shit on this one too. But if it actually is real, then the next Pit Bull I see is getting a bullet in it's head. period, end of story.

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878551 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878551 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:34:29 -0800 Comment by Geni I'm not really understanding why anyone other than a licensed professional dog handler is allowed to own an unneutered male pit bull. Or pretty much any unneutered male dog. 90% of the problems you hear about with dog aggressiveness are unneutered males or dogs who've been abused. Mandate neutering unless you have a special license, and most of your problems go away.

Of course, you could neuter the dog, too. Neutering the owner would definitely remove most of your problems.

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878558 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878558 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:39:55 -0800 Comment by Tlazolteotl Not on Snopes (yet?).

]]> Tlazolteotl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878559 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878559 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:40:00 -0800 Comment by tsm ALREADY COVERED. Reposting stories to inflate the hysteria further is cheating.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878589 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878589 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:03:11 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV FOR SHAME!

This is worse than that Dave Barry-stealing high-end rent boy stuff.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878598 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878598 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:09:22 -0800 Comment by Anonymous I fapped to this. i fapped and I came.

]]> Anonymous http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878663 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878663 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:28:38 -0800 Comment by Richard C. Mongler I WISH TO PURCHASE THIS TRAINED DOG AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. WHERE MIGHT I OBTAIN SAID BABY RAPING CANINE?

]]> Richard C. Mongler http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878667 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878667 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:32:21 -0800 Comment by Mai Chan Baby fuck! baby fuck! It'sss awwwrighttt!!!

]]> Mai Chan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878669 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878669 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:36:28 -0800 Comment by Anonymous in after babyfuck

]]> Anonymous http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878677 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878677 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:46:42 -0800 Comment by Catman PIT BULLS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!

]]> Catman http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878690 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878690 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:59:28 -0800 Comment by Lime4Reference In Soviet Russia baby rapes you!

]]> Lime4Reference http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878697 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878697 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:15:39 -0800 Comment by Hate Machine That baby was totally asking for it. Slut.

]]> Hate Machine http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878700 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878700 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:17:21 -0800 Comment by will from belair that hussy was leading that poor puppy on, waving its yummhole about, until the poor crazed pup could no longer help itself.

thats why we can't have nice things

]]> will from belair http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878707 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878707 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:34:17 -0800 Comment by Toshiaki It's awwwwwwrrrrright!

]]> Toshiaki http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878711 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878711 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:47:55 -0800 Comment by wut Someone post pictures or a video or something now, I'm incredibly horny. Thanks.

]]> wut http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878719 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878719 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:00:55 -0800 Comment by lul BABY FUCK BABY FUCK BABY FUCK!

]]> lul http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878721 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:05:59 -0800 Comment by dick I CAME.

]]> dick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878726 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878726 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:24:44 -0800 Comment by dick I CAME.

]]> dick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878727 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878727 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:25:00 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Whoa. This comment thread...well, now I'm laughing. It's all good.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878728 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878728 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:27:06 -0800 Comment by Michael Vick Who would train dogs to do such a thing?

This is both sick and wrong! my dogs wouldn't do anything like that!

]]> Michael Vick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878729 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:29:20 -0800 Comment by Mark Rollandini I wish I had this dog.

]]> Mark Rollandini http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878730 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878730 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:30:49 -0800 Comment by Your mother why is it that all the articles you want to see the pictures/videos in don't have them?

]]> Your mother http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878732 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878732 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:33:56 -0800 Comment by Walter Clopperneck I'm starting a petition to save this dog and study its ways. Eventually I will create a fine, thoroughbred line of waist-high toddler-raping pitbulls.

Anybody interesting in helping out the cause should Paypal their donation to mansbestfriend@gmail.com

]]> Walter Clopperneck http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878734 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:35:48 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878739 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878739 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:15 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878740 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878740 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:15 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878741 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878741 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:21 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878742 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878742 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:21 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878743 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878743 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:22 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878744 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878744 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:23 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878745 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878745 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:24 -0800 Comment by laksjdflkjasd >>43
i love you

]]> laksjdflkjasd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878746 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878746 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:43:29 -0800 Comment by no u This couldn't have just happened. The mother must've had the dog do it because she was into that kind of stuff, then the dog ran outside with the baby still tied. Dogs don't normally do that and the baby would've had a diaper/clothes on. If the judge decides to kill that dog, someone needs to hunt that woman down, rape her, slit her chest open and hang her from the ceiling by her intestines.

]]> no u http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878754 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878754 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:58:31 -0800 Comment by patrick Just wait until they legalize same sex marriage...this will happen all over the place....Mike Huckabee told me so.

]]> patrick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878766 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878766 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:26:24 -0800 Comment by DJSauvage Wow...
my dog just knows 'sit pretty'

]]> DJSauvage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878776 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878776 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:11:12 -0800 Comment by President of A Country

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIGHT!

]]> President of A Country http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878782 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878782 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:30:57 -0800 Comment by teiu Dogs can't "rape"; dogs don't have morality. Dogs are not human.

Dogs will sometimes mount other beings, human or not, in a display of "dominance," though penetration is unheard of.

People who leave children alone with pit bulls ought not have children.

But, this story is obviously fake.

]]> teiu http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878802 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878802 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:45:03 -0800 Comment by Papayas Okay, you post this story, but you didn't post the one about the German shepard mauling the Latino immigrant landscaper and the whole white town coming out in support of their neighbors. Whatever...

]]> Papayas http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878804 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878804 Life Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:50:29 -0800 Comment by GirlDuJourToday Fake or not, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or throw up. And laughing while you're throwing up in not a good combo. Tends to come out the nose.

]]> GirlDuJourToday http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878864 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878864 Life Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:55:44 -0800 Comment by Greg @56: There is rape in the animal kingdom, even gang rape. Even though animals don't have morality, the term still accurately describes their behavior when one (or more) animal fucks another against its will.

See also: mallard ducks.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878870 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/this_is_getting_ridiculous_pt_476#c878870 Life Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:57:40 -0800