Comments on Things That Cost $1.99

What the hell is going on? Why is it asking me for a password? I want to look at this "donated abortion".

I didn't bid on anything last year. I assume all the prices really start shooting through the roof next Friday around 4:55pm?

you linked all of these to the admin pages of the Stranger so we can't see em. It wants a user name and password.

Of course, you could just give us the user name and password for admin.thestranger.com.

Sorry, I accidentally used links to the admin version of the site. It should be fixed now.

Oof! I'm gonna need that STD screening. I'll bid on The Gift of Family Planning.

Sadly, Mr Poe's parents didn't have access to Family Planning information...

Exactly. Let's not let this shit happen again.

The user name is God. The password is Spaghetti_Monster.

How much to bid on the sweater on the cover?

When I google "Strangercrombie" I get a link to a 2005 description... You guys got a main page here?

main page is at www.thestranger.com/strangercrombie. Will, that sweater is not for sale.

That sucks. I don't want the sweater; I want Will to buy it and take it away so I can see her without it.

I see that no one wants to be a Slog star.

Keshmeshi, that auction doesn't start until 5 pm tonight (for reasons eBay- related and too silly to explain).

@11 - great minds think alike. Nice socks tho.

You wanna do this, Fnarf? You wanna try to outbid me? Try harder. That abortion is mine.