I like Blake's nose better.

that was stupid. they don't look at all alike.

What 2 said. Cody's face is much rounder than JT's, and his chin isn't sharp.

Mr Poe and I look more alike than these guys

That's a negatory... they don't look much alike at all, except that they're both 20 something white males.

That image of Blake is what lives halfway between Cody and Buddy Hackett.

Wow, they've both got noses, mouths, chins, two eyes, eyebrows! Obviously they are the same person!

I don't just think they look alike, I KNOW they look alike. If you can't look at those side by side, and tell that they are THE EXACT SAME PERSON, you are blind.

Or ok, well now that I look at it, they don't really look alike. But they did for a second.

I mean, their heads are tilted the same, similar type cheekbones, and they both have that, "If you get close enough to my face, I'll lick you" look.

Nope.

@5

+ and both gay

ix-nay on the imilarity-say.

Obviously a low-say ews-nay ay-day.

All white people look the same to you, Trent Moorman.

I though the escort looked like Vanilla Ice.

@13

Word to your mother.

Dan's bored.

Mr. Poe is more bored.

I'm never bored, sucker!

Personally, I'm always bored.

oh...Blake..... my dreams were dashed by some rich person who will probably have you karaoke with a bunch of accountants in Bellevue.

Staring at walls is fun. In unrelated news, check out vanilla Ice's cheekbones. You could cut the rind of a lemon with those things. With a brain transplant from an interesting person, a young Vanilla Ice could have been hot.

If you think those guys look the same, you are delusional. You probably can't tell the difference between a Korean and a Laotian, which would get you killed in the wrong circumstance. Quit trying to make all gay douchebags be the same person and try celebrating some diversity for a change.

Dan,

Hows your penis? It seems as if the answer could fall into two catagories.

1: It has become a diseased and shriveled up piece of syphilitic meat that try as you might, you can't get gacked up enough to rub one out, let alone stuff it up some unsuspecting office worker from the burbs hangin' out in the park, like the good old days. Thats gotta make you a little obsessed with male escorts.

2: You have had a cialis induced raging erection all day long, and you can't get enough release so you are compulsively masterbating to these pictures.

3: You fucked this little scumbag on a "business" trip, and outed some officials to him (to prove you are cool) and now you are trying to let yourself off the hook for destroying just that many more lives.

4: You simply don't have any room left in that tiny little mind except for dicks, anus's, the various combinations there of, and your hatred of anything normal, decent and good.

So I just wanted to know how your peroni malformed prick was dripping today. Why else would you post such fucking drivel?

"You probably can't tell the difference between a Korean and a Laotian, which would get you killed in the wrong circumstance."

Oh fuck, I had this as a fortune cookie once.

I never knew that Vanilla Ice was big into crystal.

They all look like talentless hacks so... I guess you're right.

who is ecce homo? does he write for Reader's Digest? "I am Dan Savage's Penis" IS a great title for a short piece...no pun intended.