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posted by on December 18 at 7:55 AM
Lending a Hand: Turkey is bombing Kurdish separatists in northern Iraq—and the U.S. helping them.
Today in Damning Headlines: “Fed Shrugged as Subprime Crisis Spread.”
Damn Ruskies!: Russia defies the U.S., delivers nuclear fuel to an Iranian power plant.
Strong Arm of the Law: Police brutality cases are up a whopping 25% since 9/11.
Drums of War: A Pentagon report to be released today will reportedly blame blame Iran for continued violence in Iraq.
Goodbye Alderaan: Astronomers have witnessed a black hole “blasting its galactic neighbor with a deadly beam of energy.”
Vitiligo, A.K.A. “The Michael Jackson Disease”: A Detroit news anchor is slowly turning from black to white.
Keep It Down: Seattle City Council has approved stiffer fines for clubs and bars deemed too noisy by neighbors.
Take It Outside: King County Housing Authority is going to ban smoking in public housing.
For a Day or a Lapdance: A federal judge has ruled that Bothell’s year-long ban on strip clubs in unconstitutional.
One Less Beer at the Ballpark: Despite striking out so far in offseason deals, the Mariners are raising ticket prices.
Silly Nicholas Cage Hair-Style of the Day (SNCHSD): From the movie Next.
The PKK took my baby away!
Sorry.
Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban.
Allderan = Alderaan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alderaan
What happened to you, Sally Clark? You used to be cool.
I can't wait for white guy afro version of hair from Adaptation comes up for SNCHSD!
For a Day or a Lapdance! Voted best Morning News headline.
The Nick Cage thing is funny as hell. I think he is a tremendously talented actor, but you're right, they often give him the WORST hair styles!!!
Cases of police misconduct are on the rise?
You've got to be kidding...
JEEZ-US!
When is Nicholas Cage just going to admit that he is bald??????????
@7,
I don't know. He's had that particular hairstyle for a long time, both on screen and off.
Probably about the time he admits he can't act.
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