Slog - Comments on The Morning News http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329 How they got it wrong (again): A look at how U.S. spy agencies botched the Iran intelligence. For real: Al Franken for Senate. Seasonal affected virus: The flu. Polls, polls, polls: A clear Republican front-runner in New Hampshire. Changes at the Sanctuary Mansion: Romney's gardeners fired after the Boston Globe breaks a juicy story. Breaking up: Hillary Clinton and Celine Dion, who is being dropped for... Big Head Todd and the Monsters? The NPR debate: Some liveblogging. State Supreme Court: Gregoire appoints a female judge from eastern Washington. Baby Jesus: Stolen. Some people say the Iowa caucuses are crazy complicated.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:00:41 -0800 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:47:39 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by idaho What does prozac have to do with al franken?

]]> idaho http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862154 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862154 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:45:42 -0800 Comment by Cat in Chicago When I lived in South Florida, Baby Jesus thefts were common. I think it was because of a segment of fundies who object to the dolls for religions reasons. It's not a Grinch, it's just another variety of nut.

]]> Cat in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862164 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862164 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:01:53 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Caucus co-eds are easy.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862166 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862166 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:06:04 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Re: Man's wedding ring saves his life

Marriage really is good for you:

"JACKSON, Miss. - Donnie Register has a new reason to be thankful he's married — police say his wedding band deflected a bullet and probably saved his life.

Two men walked into Register's shop at The Antique Market on Saturday and asked to see a coin collection, police Sgt. Jeffery Scott said.

When Register retrieved the collection, one of the men pulled a gun and demanded money. A shot was fired as Register threw up his left hand, and his wedding ring deflected the bullet, police said."

That's an incredible event--what are the odds? But you just know how his wife is gonna feel about this astonishing situation. Wait for it...

"She said she gives God all the credit."

God can give you the POWER to deflect bullets like Wonder Woman; who knew? Now where's my invisible jet?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071202/ap_on_fe_st/odd_lifesaving_jewelry;_ylt=Ap3tPG_lOpZ_XXBQt8TSB3Ws0NUE

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862173 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862173 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:17:52 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe God can do everything, Original Andrew. Everything but exist.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862180 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862180 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:35:59 -0800 Comment by Just Me I hate religous people, I really really hate them. Sorry if I pissed anyone off but you do not have a right to your feelings.

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862183 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862183 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:38:11 -0800 Comment by dee in SF I think the two 18 yr old girls in the caucusing video are dating each other.

]]> dee in SF http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862185 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862185 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:46:06 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Sanctuary Mansion would make a great name for a band.

But it would only work for a Metal band. If any pussy pop band takes the name, I'll sue.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862188 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862188 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:48:42 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Also, I love it when people steal Baby Jesuses. What if it were the same peron everytime and he had some enormous stash somewhere.

I just had another band name idea: Stolen Jesus. Same rules apply to this one as for Sanctuary Mansion.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862193 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862193 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:52:53 -0800 Comment by Just Me Would be more realistic if they had a statue of a priest molesting the bady Jesus. MUCH more realistic. And a muslim taking a sword to Mary.

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862202 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862202 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:03:41 -0800 Comment by Sargon Bighorn I don't understand why a few states get to determine who the nation votes for. In this day of instant information transfer why can't we all have the same history making option?

]]> Sargon Bighorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862208 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862208 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:08:58 -0800 Comment by idaho Seriously, what does prozac have to do with Al Franken?

]]> idaho http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862217 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862217 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:21:16 -0800 Comment by MoTown I'd like to follow up on discussion of yesterday's "Liquid Misery" headline in the P-I to point out the two BIG BOLD FONT headlines in today's dailies: "Deep Trouble" and "Swallowed Up." Okay, so any guesses which pr0n flick will end up as a headline next?

]]> MoTown http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862225 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:25:53 -0800 Comment by Trevor Lying is not the same thing as getting it wrong.

]]> Trevor http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862226 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862226 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:26:11 -0800 Comment by God


Mr. Poe @ 5,


Of course I exist.


Just Me @ 6,


In My infinite wisdom, I've decided that bullet deflecting jewelry isn't just for Amazons and power lesbians anymore.

And don't be a hater. Just because you may not agree with some of my followers doesn't mean that you can't knock boots or at least have a somewhat satisfying grudge fuck. Make love, y'all.

]]> God http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862293 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862293 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:35:37 -0800 Comment by Just Me @ "god"

I am calling you out bitch!! Come and get me if you have the BALLS!!! Yeah, come and get me! Are you scared? Is the almighty SCRARED of me???

That's what I thought, you do not exist. You puss filled infected imaginary illusion.

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/the_morning_news_329#c862482 2008 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:47:39 -0800