"I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance."
Sounds like a solid foundation for marriage...
And i thought i came to slog to avoid these stories
O, no!
Where will she go? What will she do?
Wow. So sad...I really thought this one was gonna last.
Hopefully her next four marriages will make things right.
when does the inevitable sex video come out?
Right @ #6 because you KNOW he video taped it.
When will Pammy learn it takes more than a big dick to make a marriage work?
Haha, learn.
Please, Pam is so 1994. Can we please focus on Brittney! Or, um Brittaney. Brittnay? Spears, man, Spears!
The calculating process of keeping her name in the news has worked again.
and they've already reconciled. zzz.
And this is why heterosexual marriage is a sacred institution, and NOT FOR TEH GEH!
Right, but since the marriage was between a man and a woman, it in no way injures that fine institution of marriage.
"When will Pammy learn it takes more than a big dick to make a marriage work?"
Yes! Stole the words right out.
She literally marries dicks. It's very non-traditional. The groom stands pants-less at the altar. During the vows, she gets on her knees and addresses his crotch. Instead of putting a ring on his finger, she slides it over the head of his cock and nestles it down the shaft. It's a beautiful moment for everyone.
And yes, the inevitable grainy sex video is coming soon to a monitor near you.
I hear after getting all the Most Viewed pics on Yahoo, she announced she changed her mind.
No, seriously.
Now, compared to the Croc Condos, this makes her public waffling over marriage seem tame.
it was 72 days, and supposedly, they have already reconciled. there is still hope for them to get friendly with paris hilton and Chyna and make the greatest sex tape ever.
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