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"I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance."

Sounds like a solid foundation for marriage...

Posted by wf | December 17, 2007 12:53 PM
2

And i thought i came to slog to avoid these stories

Posted by vooodooo84 | December 17, 2007 12:53 PM
3

O, no!

Where will she go? What will she do?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 17, 2007 1:02 PM
4

Wow. So sad...I really thought this one was gonna last.

Posted by Mittens Schrodinger | December 17, 2007 1:10 PM
5

Hopefully her next four marriages will make things right.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 17, 2007 1:20 PM
6

when does the inevitable sex video come out?

Posted by michael strangeways | December 17, 2007 1:23 PM
7

Right @ #6 because you KNOW he video taped it.

When will Pammy learn it takes more than a big dick to make a marriage work?

Posted by monkey | December 17, 2007 1:30 PM
8

Haha, learn.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 17, 2007 1:32 PM
9

Please, Pam is so 1994. Can we please focus on Brittney! Or, um Brittaney. Brittnay? Spears, man, Spears!

Posted by focus | December 17, 2007 1:41 PM
10

The calculating process of keeping her name in the news has worked again.

Posted by Lake | December 17, 2007 1:49 PM
11

and they've already reconciled. zzz.

Posted by boomerang | December 17, 2007 2:21 PM
12

And this is why heterosexual marriage is a sacred institution, and NOT FOR TEH GEH!

Posted by Tlazolteotl | December 17, 2007 2:40 PM
13

Right, but since the marriage was between a man and a woman, it in no way injures that fine institution of marriage.

Posted by Laurie Mann | December 17, 2007 2:41 PM
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"When will Pammy learn it takes more than a big dick to make a marriage work?"

Yes! Stole the words right out.

She literally marries dicks. It's very non-traditional. The groom stands pants-less at the altar. During the vows, she gets on her knees and addresses his crotch. Instead of putting a ring on his finger, she slides it over the head of his cock and nestles it down the shaft. It's a beautiful moment for everyone.

And yes, the inevitable grainy sex video is coming soon to a monitor near you.

Posted by Matthew | December 17, 2007 3:18 PM
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I hear after getting all the Most Viewed pics on Yahoo, she announced she changed her mind.

No, seriously.

Now, compared to the Croc Condos, this makes her public waffling over marriage seem tame.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 17, 2007 4:48 PM
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it was 72 days, and supposedly, they have already reconciled. there is still hope for them to get friendly with paris hilton and Chyna and make the greatest sex tape ever.

Posted by d | December 17, 2007 6:23 PM

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