I guess what they say about bestiality is true

he looks so very much like what i imagined it's frightening.

Omg.

I expected him to have a really short buzz cut, actually.

Carson from Queer eye?

Fake tanning is bad, mmmkay?

Sorry Roger, you tiger now.

He looks different than he did in that Comcast commercial.

Ewwwwww he's gross. I really expected a truly hot guy not that thing.

I like the tattoos. Too bad they aren't on someone hot.

Did Siegfried & Roy have a baby?

DJSAUVAGE... Thank you SO much. I learned today that I'm out of a job at the end of the month and your post has me laughing out loud... THANK YOU!

I actually don't think those tattoos would be flattering on anyone...

This story is just the gift that keeps on giving!

rawr! hithh!

LOL@#7

there is NO WAY those tattoos would look good on someone - ANYone - NO CHANCE AT ALL. one could almost argue a breach of ethics on the part of the tattoo artist for even indulging such a horrible idea. i'd sue.

YOU TIGAH NOW!

Is it just me, or does his head look like it's been pasted on? I think the tattoos look fine, right up to that point.

Question for everyone, in the Comcast commercial do you think Roger is sad that he got the tattoes or happy? Why is he calling the Asian guy? I nced some answers!

almost enough to turn a gay man straight.

so

very

gross

@5--Carson! Yes!

Decidedly unsexy.

That's not a cat. THIS GUY is a cat:
http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Stalking_Cat

Ummm....no.

I think I'm going to go back and look at injured hedgehogs, for a while.

Can we have him look at the camera, give a big, swinging arm thumbs up and say "coked up, dead investors: they're GRRRRRRRRREAT!"

Can we have him look at the camera, give a big, swinging arm thumbs up and say "coked up, dead investors: they're GRRRRRRRRREAT!"

Are you sure those aren't whip marks? Gah! Nice "fag bob" (sarcasm)...

Remember kids, those tattoos you thought would be so hot at eighteen look entirely different once you're pushing forty.

@22: I've seen him in person a few times. The thing that I always find strange about him is he spent all that money on tattoos, piercings, etc., but he apparently can't be bothered to lose some weight. It seems like someone who'd put that much effort into his appearance would be more interested in taking are of his body.

@5:
OMG! That's exactly what I thought when I first saw him! Actually, my first thought was, "Woah! Check out those tattoos!" It looks like someone cut and pasted Carson's head onto Tiger's body!

@22 & @28--I've seen him around, too. It's not like those stripes ain't memorable.

So am I just the only one here who's thinking "those tats would be hot on me?"

I'm kinda wanting them.

'Cept I would then call myself "Tigger".

@31: There's no way I could ever pull that look off, but if you're the type of person who can, more power to you. The important thing is knowing which category you're in. ;)

NapoleonXIV @ 27

Pushing forty? Hah, in his dreams! More like pushing 60! I'd bet you blondie has been on the wrong side of forty for YEARS!

And that tattoo is worse than a tramp stamp. I hope he's hooking so he has some cash to laser those dumb ass stripes off!

@19 - Roger is sad because he wants the stripes gone. But!

"Told you last time, tattoos are permanent!"

"Sorry Roger, you tiger now."

Fnarf @22, thanks for the link. I don't think there are any three words scarier than "Mexican cosmetic surgeons." *shudder*

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