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Yeah but there was no hail mary pass on Wives.

Posted by SeMe | December 4, 2007 10:51 AM
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That game was a dog. Nobody wants to watch the Steelers play, even people who live in Pittsburg. The NFL blew its wad on Thursday night.

Posted by Clint | December 4, 2007 10:53 AM
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None of the dudes I'm fucking watched the game, either. And thirty of them love football. Must have been a dud.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 4, 2007 10:54 AM
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Hooray! The Homo/Hetero War is over!


I can’t wait to see the formal signing of cessation of hostilities on the Battleship Princess Sparkle Pony.

Posted by Original Andrew | December 4, 2007 10:55 AM
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Sorry, I was watching a real "football" match at the local George and Dragon pub in Fremont.

America wants rough and tumble soccer, not namby pamby American Football.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 4, 2007 10:56 AM
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"America wants rough and tumble soccer"

not quite. this country's elite young athletes do not embrace football (soccer) they still embrace Football (american), basketball, and baseball the day the future Carmelo Anthonys, Marshall Faulks, Allen Iversons, Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeters go out for soccer thats the day the sport changes here, until the elite future athletes go out and play that sport by the thousands than you will keep importing has beens like David and his wife Victoria or Pele when he is 86 years old. Soccer has no roots here. Nobody in the hoods of Philly or the farms of Indiana dreams of kicking a checkered ball.

Posted by SeMe | December 4, 2007 11:01 AM
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The more I read Will in Seattle's posts, the more I tell what a giant wuss he is.

Posted by Sosa | December 4, 2007 11:07 AM
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It was a goooood one too! I love some football, but come on... the last desperate housewives before the writers strike.

Posted by Seattle Will (Not to be confused with Will in Seattle) | December 4, 2007 11:12 AM
9

My boyfriend was watching the football game Sunday. So... now you're saying he's straight or something?

Posted by James | December 4, 2007 11:17 AM
10

Lynette's a bitch. And that scream at the end? Stupid. Totally done for the promos and for no other reason.

Posted by keshmeshi | December 4, 2007 11:29 AM
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That's because it was a shitty football game. Even I didn't watch it, and I've watched every installment of SNF since the season began...

Posted by Hernandez | December 4, 2007 11:35 AM
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Everyone knows that homo's don't like football.

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except for those who do.

Posted by ecce homo | December 4, 2007 11:42 AM
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Why on earth are any sports still being shown on network TV? Don't they have like dozens upon dozens of sports networks that could show that garbage? (and that the rest of us can block off our channel selection!)

Posted by the other John | December 4, 2007 11:48 AM
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It's hockey night every night in Canada, bitchezz!!!

Posted by Original Andrew | December 4, 2007 11:52 AM
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Okay, the football game kind of sucked. A sloppy game it was. Not every stone's a gem.

But what are you gonna do? Watch Desperate Housewives or go to the fucking George and Dragon to watch soccer? No, sirs and madams, no.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 4, 2007 12:03 PM
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yeah. i can't believe that not many people watched a game that was 0-0 until the end of the 4th quarter and was won by a field goal. heinz field: liquid misery.

Posted by charlie goes sock puppet all over your asses | December 4, 2007 12:30 PM
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Maybe my ignorance is due to not owning a TV. (That'd be a switch.) But who the fuck's Jonah?

Posted by chi type | December 4, 2007 12:32 PM
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It's your ignorance of the staffing of The Stranger, not your ignorance of TV. (I don't watch TV anymore either.) Jonah is short for "Jonah Spangenthal-Lee." Which is a pretty gay name if you ask me.

Posted by Will in 98103 | December 4, 2007 12:37 PM
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Ah, I see. Sometimes it's hard keeping all my ignorance straight.

Posted by chi type | December 4, 2007 12:58 PM
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People wanted to see the DH tornado cause death and destruction. I had hoped that aging killjoy Lois Lane was gonna get it.

Posted by delayed for west coast | December 4, 2007 1:21 PM
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Even with Carson Palmer being my Fantasy football quarterback, I didn't watch the game. And it's a good thing too because he sucked on Sunday night.

I think after last Monday night's monsoon game in Pittsburgh, which ended being 3-0 Steelers, nobody was in the mood to watch another Steel City drencher on Sunday.

Posted by Supes | December 4, 2007 1:53 PM
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Thank you, thank you very much.

Posted by Amelia | December 4, 2007 2:11 PM
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Woa there Dan, this was totally a victory for the straights who hate pro-sports (you know, those guys who whine and bitch for publicly funded stadiums).

Posted by Just Some Guy | December 4, 2007 2:54 PM
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@8 - good choice.

Besides, we all know most gay men watch football for the same reason most straight men watch the halftime show ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 4, 2007 4:18 PM
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There was a football game?

FYI: I'm a hetero.

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