Slog - Comments on Speaking of Regrets and Pit Bulls http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls I Regret that Pit Bulls Find My Face So Delicious, by a Baby. I guess I should count my blessings. At least I wasn't killed, like that month-old girl in Mississippi who died of massive head trauma after a pit bull munched her skull, or, God forbid, raped like that toddler in New York who was sodomized by his family's pit bull. At least I've still got my life, my virginity, and most of my face. Mommy says they can do great things with reconstructive surgery these days. Still, I have my regrets. Mostly I regret knowing what it... Copyright 2008 Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:30:22 -0800 Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:06:29 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Cato the Younger Younger Oh my, that was sad and yet oddly FUNNY!!!

]]> Cato the Younger Younger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls#c883547 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls#c883547 Housekeeping Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:36:49 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV If God didn't want pit bulls to gnaw off baby toes and faces, he wouldn't have made them so tasty.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls#c883597 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls#c883597 Housekeeping Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:13:08 -0800 Comment by Hoyt Clagwell Reads like an opinion piece from The Onion.

]]> Hoyt Clagwell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls#c883975 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/speaking_of_regrets_and_pit_bulls#c883975 Housekeeping Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:06:29 -0800