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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Speaking of Regrets and Pit Bulls

posted by on December 27 at 12:30 PM


I Regret that Pit Bulls Find My Face So Delicious, by a Baby.

I guess I should count my blessings. At least I wasn’t killed, like that month-old girl in Mississippi who died of massive head trauma after a pit bull munched her skull, or, God forbid, raped like that toddler in New York who was sodomized by his family’s pit bull. At least I’ve still got my life, my virginity, and most of my face. Mommy says they can do great things with reconstructive surgery these days. Still, I have my regrets. Mostly I regret knowing what it feels like when a dog decides to eat your face. I don’t eat faces. I eat applesauce. Can you spoon some into my neck shunt?

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Oh my, that was sad and yet oddly FUNNY!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | December 27, 2007 12:36 PM

If God didn't want pit bulls to gnaw off baby toes and faces, he wouldn't have made them so tasty.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 27, 2007 1:13 PM

Reads like an opinion piece from The Onion.

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell | December 27, 2007 10:06 PM

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