Comments on Public Intern

he's probably doing some Intern assignment at a dog kennel.

Tee hee!
Here's a guy who squeezes dog butts!

So Dan Savage is not the only jackass.

Grow up.

So Dan,

It ain't just man ass and anuses that you are obsessed with.

You also love dog anuses.

Anything with poop coming out of it you just love. Sounds like you got a little stunted as a little boy. Did you mommy wipe you until you were 16 years old or something?

Dan, I think that you are treading close to child abuse here.

Speaking as a previous recipient of The Public Intern's services, I would have to say delivering and helping eat a German Chocolate birthday cake beats squeezing a dog's anal sack any day of the week.

Well, I'm glad you got the cake first.

Oh, ecce. I ate your butt -- so why would I draw the line at dog butt? And I love you, ecce.

Ecce must be a bottom.

I'm going to miss the Public Intern when he leaves next month...sniff...

Dan that looks like a puppy to me. Is this not both pedophilia and bestiality?

You are an evil man, Dan Savage. Someone please pay The Public Intern! Seriously, if you start a Paypal on the Slog, I'll throw in 20 bucks.

I heart The Public Intern

Brings to mind this recent Penny Arcade cartoon.

Having had to perform this particular chore on dogs in the past, all I can say is Thank FSM that humans don't need their anal glands regularly expressed. It's a nasty job, but it's either that or have your poor pup suffer because you're squeamish.