Slog - Comments on Public Intern

Comment by what the hell is going on? BFD

what the hell is going on? BFD — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:06:52 -0800

he's probably doing some Intern assignment at a dog kennel.

Comment by CPS

CPS — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:16:05 -0800

Tee hee!
Here's a guy who squeezes dog butts!

So Dan Savage is not the only jackass.

Grow up.

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:24:10 -0800

So Dan,

It ain't just man ass and anuses that you are obsessed with.

You also love dog anuses.

Anything with poop coming out of it you just love. Sounds like you got a little stunted as a little boy. Did you mommy wipe you until you were 16 years old or something?

Comment by Paul In SF

Paul In SF — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:26:57 -0800

Dan, I think that you are treading close to child abuse here.

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:52:08 -0800

Speaking as a previous recipient of The Public Intern's services, I would have to say delivering and helping eat a German Chocolate birthday cake beats squeezing a dog's anal sack any day of the week.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:58:32 -0800

Well, I'm glad you got the cake first.

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:59:52 -0800

Oh, ecce. I ate your butt -- so why would I draw the line at dog butt? And I love you, ecce.

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:16:15 -0800

Ecce must be a bottom.

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:29:04 -0800

I'm going to miss the Public Intern when he leaves next month...sniff...

Comment by David

David — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:42:15 -0800

Dan that looks like a puppy to me. Is this not both pedophilia and bestiality?

Comment by Travis

Travis — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:53:05 -0800

You are an evil man, Dan Savage. Someone please pay The Public Intern! Seriously, if you start a Paypal on the Slog, I'll throw in 20 bucks.

Comment by Malcolm in Sydney

Malcolm in Sydney — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:03:32 -0800

I heart The Public Intern

Comment by Aexia

Aexia — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:28:25 -0800

Brings to mind this recent Penny Arcade cartoon.

Comment by Geni

Geni — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:26:15 -0800

Having had to perform this particular chore on dogs in the past, all I can say is Thank FSM that humans don't need their anal glands regularly expressed. It's a nasty job, but it's either that or have your poor pup suffer because you're squeamish.