see! Dan was bearaphobic when he was fuckin' THIRTEEN!!

And Burt Reynolds WAS hot, at least to ME, circa 1977/78 when the elderly Savage and Strangeways were 13ish...
(yes, I agree that he crossed over into grossness about 1981, Burt Reynolds I mean, not Savage).

I bet Dan was moonin' over the hairless Hardy Boys, or at least Parker Stevenson and his big bulge.

Burt Reynolds in Deliverance... DROOOOL!!!

Burt Reynolds in Playgirl... DROOOOL!!!

Fuck Burt, Prince Harry is Hot and HUNG!!!

http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2007/04/prince-and-his-package.html

i would *love* to fuck burt reynolds when dan was 13. now, not so much.

my roommate lives in burt reynolds's old house. The guest house includes such modern features as a jacuzzi in the living room and a bedroom with completely mirrored walls and ceilings, plus a waterbed.

@ 5, doesn't that mean that you live in Burt Reynolds' old house too?

The way Burt Reynolds looks now is about the best example of nip/tuck too far. He looks like a reconstructed burn victim.

don't listen to the haters, i love these overheard posts

thanks matt from denver @6. i had to reread that sentence about 4 times to make sure i wasn't the one who was making a mistake. maybe it's a former roommate?? either way, i laughed.

Hey Dan,

What about Magnum P.I.?

Ya know, with a mustache, Terry looks a lot like Burt Reynolds!