Slog - Comments on Opening Sentence of the Year (Or, Speaking of Fat Spouses...) http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year From the New York Post: Slain Staten Island fire marshal Douglas Mercereau's full-figured wife--who some believe was driven to murder by humiliating fat jokes he made at her expense--was the elephant in the room at his funeral yesterday as detectives spent the day trying to build a case against her. Bravo! Full story here. Thank you, Slog tipper Jake.... Copyright 2008 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:24:39 -0800 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:18:31 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by SeMe word is the people of size mob has a contract out on savage.

]]> SeMe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870156 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870156 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:27:45 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe He'll want to super-size the locks on his doors, for sure!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870158 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:29:50 -0800 Comment by UNPAID BLOGGER ˇviva gordas de la revolución!

]]> UNPAID BLOGGER http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870164 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870164 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:35:45 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave lmao, so easy yet so satisfying.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870165 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870165 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:35:52 -0800 Comment by seattle98104 Holy shit. That writer has brass cajones. Brass cajones.

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870169 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870169 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:40:52 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt I'm dying here. Dying. That's awesome.

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870172 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870172 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:42:55 -0800 Comment by Smade "Ginny Sack? When Ginny hauls ass she has to make two trips."

]]> Smade http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870175 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:47:24 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Does this weird new obsession with fat people mean you all Stranger folk are going to post fewer stories about hetero parents torturing and killing their children? If so, I'm all for this new trend. A big net improvement.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870178 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870178 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:48:55 -0800 Comment by DJSauvage I hear that Obese heterosexual couples often use pit bulls to torture their children into supporting the viaduct rebuild.

]]> DJSauvage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870219 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870219 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:13:18 -0800 Comment by Hernandez "Oh they will know we are Fatties by..."

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870225 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:25:32 -0800 Comment by Jason Josephes Oh, that was awesome. Kudos to the writer!

]]> Jason Josephes http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870256 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870256 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:56:56 -0800 Comment by Cindy @ 7
I hear she's having a 95-pound mole taken off her ass.

]]> Cindy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870263 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870263 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:09:25 -0800 Comment by Amelia Omg that is REALLY hilarious.

]]> Amelia http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870298 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870298 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:40:40 -0800 Comment by Smarm I imagine the trial verdict could hinge on whether she faithful 100%.

]]> Smarm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870415 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870415 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:56:07 -0800 Comment by Dan d I climaxed when I read that.

]]> Dan d http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870556 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870556 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:26:11 -0800 Comment by RainMan Of course the remark about the elephant could mean she is a Republican...

]]> RainMan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870705 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870705 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:43:16 -0800 Comment by tsm @1 - that's OK, he can outrun them any day.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870724 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/opening_sentence_of_the_year#c870724 Media Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:18:31 -0800