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Friday, December 7, 2007

Oh, Simba!

posted by on December 7 at 9:25 AM

Situational homosexuality? Or gay male lions?

I love the way the one lion taps the other when he’s through, as if to say, “Your turn, buddy.”

Back when evidence of homosexual activity by other animals was suppressed, ignored, or covered up, anti-gay bigots said that gay sex was so low and filthy that not even animals engaged in it. Now that evidence of gay sex and gay orientation among other animals has been documented—from penguins to rams to lions—anti-gay bigots say that gay sex is so low and filthy that only an animal would engage in it. We can’t win.

Cool video though?

Thanks to Slog tipper Tom.

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1

reminds me of that creepy art at The Cuff of a lion ass-raping a man.

*shudder*

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | December 7, 2007 9:39 AM
2

Wow, when I woke up this morning, I wouldn't have thought I would be watching two lions fucking each other in the ass today.

Posted by Mike in MO | December 7, 2007 9:40 AM
3

Just like the Christian condemnation of gays for being promiscuous and filthy while at the same time fighting to prevent gays and lesbians from being in recognized monogamous relationships.

I love Christian logic! So perfect and round.

Posted by boxofbirds | December 7, 2007 9:42 AM
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@ Unpaid Blogger, I thought the same thing. What the FUCK is up with that sick fucking picture???

Posted by Just Me | December 7, 2007 9:48 AM
5

The animal kingdom just is. It is not to be used as an example of what is right or wrong for human behaviour. Some animal mothers kill their young or their male young, some male animals eat their young if given the chance etc etc.

http://www.stephenjaygould.org/library/gould_nonmoral.html

Posted by whatever | December 7, 2007 9:56 AM
6

Quick, someone alert Fred Phelps! God Hates Fag Lions!

Posted by andy niable | December 7, 2007 10:09 AM
7

Likely it's a dominance display, as it is for make (and female) dogs. My unaltered male who is second in the dog hierarchy humps #3 (also unaltered) any time he feels he needs to reinforce his dominance, and my ALTERED male who is #1 in the hierarchy humps the other two every few days or so. Of course, there's never any actual penetration. Dominant females hump lesser females and lesser males too.

Pack hierarchy is fluid and situational (except I am always the boss!) and I let the dogs figure it out with very little intervention. But it's not sex and I wouldn't call it "homosexual behavior".

Posted by Nora | December 7, 2007 10:13 AM
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When a classmate of mine in college piped up in a religion class with, "Not even ANIMALS engage in gay sex..." I spontaneously shot back: "Humans are animals."

I can't believe I won with that.

Posted by James | December 7, 2007 10:14 AM
9

"So then the bear says 'you're not really here to hunt, are you?' "

Posted by flamingbanjo | December 7, 2007 10:31 AM
10

You know that the Mormons are going to take lion's having multiple female lion harems and killing off the cubs from the previous male lions the wrong way.

Just saying.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 7, 2007 10:34 AM
11

Don't tell anyone about bonobos, they's the freakiest of the animal kingdom.

Posted by seattle98104 | December 7, 2007 10:37 AM
12

@ Nora:

Say unaltered again.

Posted by Richard | December 7, 2007 10:43 AM
13

These young Lions are not engaged in intercourse per se. There is no penetration taking place. It would be more accurate to describe it as mutual masturbation, reinforcing a bond of friendship between the pair.

Posted by crazycatguy | December 7, 2007 10:44 AM
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@ Richard:

unaltered.

Posted by kais | December 7, 2007 10:54 AM
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@ 13: I wish I had friends like that when I was young. Nothing like reinforcing a friendship bond with a little mutual masturbation...

Posted by Mike in MO | December 7, 2007 10:59 AM
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@ 13
Interestingly, that is also how I reinforce a bond of friendship! But maybe that's why I have so many friends.

Posted by at your feet | December 7, 2007 11:02 AM
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Also, Nora: Please alter your goddamn dogs!

Posted by Mike in MO | December 7, 2007 11:05 AM
18

If they are brothers - obscene

First cousins - just an ordinary day of cousin play

Don't tell mom, and the kick is to say it is your turn and quick, I am about to come.

Cute. And I live the pic at the Cuff, and have wished for that beast on my back several times.

(get a clue, it is not literal, and have you EVER had good man to man sex? I think not ... too bad, Miss Prissy)

Posted by Essex | December 7, 2007 11:13 AM
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#1 - shudder -

Not ass raping, just dry humping. You are a pervert with a devious imagination and no sex life.

And come to choices, the lion on your back is better than the monkey.

Give up the shudder for fuck me harder. Just sayin'.

Posted by Andy | December 7, 2007 11:16 AM
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@ Nora,

I have had pets all my life, so I am definately aware of the whole "Dominance Humping" thing [you should see a 20-pound dog try it on a 60-pound dog - it's like "I'm in total charge of this leg!"]

But I have also had a VERY GAY dog. He didn't hump for dominance - he went into Heat when exposed to unaltered [not castrated] male dogs. It was unmistakable mating behavior - the other males always looked so confused. And he totally ignored females when they went into heat. So he was definately a homosexual dog. [that sounds so judgemental]

Anyway, if the lions are doing the dominance humping-thing, why did they take turns?

Posted by Schweighsr | December 7, 2007 1:02 PM
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Lion Gay Porno Script

Lion #1: (striding over)You look like you could use a deep tissue massage.

Lion #2: Thanks, I have been so stressed out lately... (lays on stomach)

Lion #1: (mounting lion #2 (no foreplay))You like that don't you!

Lion #2: Yaaaaaah!

Lion #1 & 2: Grunt, moan, snarl...

Lion #2: Your turn! Yah! Take it bitch!

Posted by MemyselfandEYE | December 7, 2007 1:19 PM
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@Schweighsr

Dunno why they alternated, but it looked kind of desultory, you know? I mean, if there was really something going on you'd think it'd take a LITTLE longer... I believe you about the gay dog--actually, my neutered male appears to be sexy to some other male dogs, and they try to flirt with him (he's not interested and gets very annoyed).

And Richard, the #3 dog will be neutered as soon as he's fully mature--I'm waiting for his chest to drop, hoping it will pull his shoulders down a bit (when you show dogs in dog sports this can be important!) #2 in the hierarchy is staying intact per his breeder's request, at least for now.

Posted by Nora | December 7, 2007 1:35 PM
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@Nora

Among lions, it's the quantity and not the quality. Lions have very short copulations many times with a mate over the period of a few days, often as many as twenty to thirty. On average each copulation only lasts about thirty seconds.

Interestingly, the Lion has a very small penis compared to it's body. I'd be fairly surprised if the lion on the bottom even felt very much. The willingness to accept such an act passively though, would certainly indicate something other than normal was going on.

Posted by Ferin | December 7, 2007 5:27 PM

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