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Best furry porn ever. Furries here, there, and everywhere are going to be beating off to this ad for decades. Holy crap!

Posted by Dan Savage | December 27, 2007 9:53 AM

Why must The Stranger always be hatin' on the bears?

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | December 27, 2007 10:03 AM

Eww, ack, the longer it went on the more disturbing it got. And it went on and on...

Posted by Y.F. | December 27, 2007 10:06 AM

Wow... Um... Yeah.

What exactly am I supposed to take away from that ad, Orangina?

I kept waiting for the bear to maul and devour the deer, is that wrong?

Posted by Al | December 27, 2007 10:16 AM

Holy FUCK. If that's what happens when I drink Orangina, count me out. Jesus, that was disturbing.

@4: No, I kept waiting for it, too.

I'm off to find the eye bleach.

Posted by Jessica | December 27, 2007 10:24 AM

Hey, how come there weren't any cougers in that ad?

Posted by COMTE | December 27, 2007 10:28 AM

I will never drink Orangina again. Too creepy.

Posted by Emily | December 27, 2007 10:37 AM

#3: I made it to 42 seconds.

Posted by torrentprime | December 27, 2007 10:42 AM

Gorsh may hevans, I loved this ad. Thanks Mr Hecht!

I've already passed it on to several buddies via this thing called EMAIL- it's kind of Kool, . Who are these distessed comments? oh well, seriously though
i'm gone gone awayyyyyy, nows i say, swinging into the pelvis of snowcast over the meetroneutral city called SEETOWN!

Posted by June Bee | December 27, 2007 10:43 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | December 27, 2007 10:49 AM

Holy shit!

Posted by Suz | December 27, 2007 11:31 AM

Fucking hell.

Posted by Michigan Matt | December 27, 2007 11:41 AM

That is very pervy. Does anyone know where this ad airs? It certainly isn't here. We do have that weird Starbuck's Christmas ad in which a woman hugs a bear. I keep expecting the bear to rip her head off but it doesn't happen. A sun bear did maul a woman who climbed into its enclosure at the Woodland Park Zoo several years ago to give it a hug though. I really dislike anthropomorphism, it denatures and trivializes animals and our relationship to them.

Posted by inkweary | December 27, 2007 12:02 PM

Not only is it furry porn, it's simulated furry watersports porn. I'm going to go blind myself now.

Posted by wow | December 27, 2007 12:07 PM

Hmmm, First: Bears NEVER have that good of a body. NEVER: to to the Cuff this weekend and you will see what I mean.

Second: I can not support inter-species fucking of any sort.

Third: Why are animals taken out of their natural environments for corporate exploitation?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | December 27, 2007 12:45 PM

Why to I keep pronouncing it "oranGYNA" now? Jesus that add was fucked.

Posted by Dougsf | December 27, 2007 12:56 PM

wow. yeah. Bear should have eaten the deer. That's gonna put me off Orangyna now too. Here's a unicorn chaser for all that want it.

Posted by treacle | December 27, 2007 1:08 PM

#13 it originally aired in France :-)

Posted by Z girl | December 27, 2007 2:43 PM

What? They're marketing acid in orange pop now?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 27, 2007 3:31 PM

Is it just me or was the squid-girl HAWT? I'm getting Cuthulu shivers just thinking about it...

Posted by Colton | December 27, 2007 4:31 PM


Posted by -B- | December 27, 2007 9:56 PM

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