I might sacrifice my grades just to meet ecce and issur. but they won't show.

Sneak out, and go across the street to Quinn's - not Frites, but pretty damned good fries.

If they're packed, well, Honey Hole or Cafe Presse are close, and both are also good for deep-fried potato goodness.

But come February, I may actually be able to attend!

I did not post that. They are using my name.

Cowardly little fuckhead. At least come up with an original name instead of trading on mine. Asshole...

Thanks for the tip. ;)

Similarly, certain other distinctive personalities would be a real challenge to fake -- Fnarf? Poe? Catalina? MJ? Good luck! I almost hope someone tries it -- bring on the drama!

BTW, this whole thing would rock as a masquerade.

As for Thursday, I guess you just won't know if people are who they claim to be.

Watching someone who uses an alias getting pissed at someone else for using the same alias just makes me chortle with glee at the self-evident irony of it all!

Using YOUR name! LOL! That's rich! Rich-and-creamy, like fresh-churned butter!

Then you are an idiot.

If you can't figure out why it sucks to use someone elses moniker, then I should start posting a bunch of links to kiddy porn with your name as the poster.

Perhaps then you might get it.

Perhaps you are the sock-puppet? If so, you should be banned.

And no, I'm not the sockpuppet master who posted the Ecce Homo comments.

Now you've done gone and bloviated yourself into a corner, because the second you try to follow-through on this pathetic "threat", it'll take someone in The Stranger's IT Department (or the IT staff of any other site where you might plant such a post) about two seconds to pull the static IP address from the post, and trace it back to - um, gee, quess what? - NOT to me, but to whomever actually posted the links.

See, 'cause that's how this Interwebby thing works - you are only "anonymous" to the extent that the people in charge of the sites you visit allow you to be. They know who you are, even if other posters don't, and they know how to track you down.

After that, it's a pretty simple matter to: A.) Ban the originator of the offending posts; B.) report them to their Internet Service Provider, who will no doubt: C.) immediately report them to the pertinent local constabulatory, who in turn will; D.) come a'knockin' on your door about fifteen minutes later.

That can be, and is considered by me, a form of aggressive intimidation.

I would seriously back off this line of attack.

YOU call ME an "idiot", threaten to post illegal CHILD PORNOGRAPHY under my name, stalk MY WEB SITE - and I'M the one engaging in "aggressive intimidation"?!?

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

:)

Seriously, WTF?

But now apparently you are threatened by it.

Are you REALLY that retarded?

Shocked like Basil Rathbone shocked in Casablanca?!!

Surely you mean shocked like Conrad Veidt shocked in Casablanca.

Shocked as in "Mr. Poe is shocked", which is exclusive to moi.

I AM an idiot!

How I managed to get Rathbone & Rains mixed up is beyond me...

http://video.nbc4.com/player/?id=193829