Marijuana Kills
posted by on December 7 at 13:15 PM
Is George from Black Diamond’s page – MySpace.com/marijuanakills – a joke? (Sic throughout.)
My main interest in life right now is saving America from the scourge known as marijuana…. Most mothers who smoke marijuana can’t even remeber when they last fed their baby or changed its daiper. These dopers should not have kids in a drug den. I also believe that the sentance for distributing marijuana should be life with no possibilty of parale, and 5 years minimum for first time possesion. Marijuana is a sick, degenerate plant and I will stop at nothing to rid the nations of its existance.
Because it’s pretty funny.
I especially enjoy shooting bears. They are evil animals who should be hunted to extinction. I have shot many deer, elk, game birds, and once when I was on safari in Africa I shot two lions. My favorite country to visit outside the U.S. is Thailand. They have the nicest young gals there, I highly recommend visiting there. I am also a memeber of the Washington State Metal Detectors Association.
If you want to blow a gasket, or you have a really fucked up sense of humor, read the blog entry Illegal aliens are stealing American jobs.
Kudos to Keegan for the tip.
I know more fat conservatives than I do fat liberals. Just sayin'....
So what kind of weed do I have to smoke to chill with Hitler, zombies, and some dead chick?
What is a fucking 66 year old "straight" guy doing with a My Space page in the first place??
That's definitely a joke. Look at his friends list...
and he swings, thats hilarious,but fake
I don't know, I grew up in the free world's number one exporter of MJ to the USA at the time - Canada - and particularly the Kootenay region that was the primary source, and I'm perfectly fine.
Not that I was ever a pot head, mind you, although it always seemed 7 percent alcoholic beer was a far greater risk factor there.
It's almost definitely a joke, but I bet someone based it off of their neighbor. Black Diamond's a wierd little town. Funny enough, it's also where my parents used to buy their weed in the early 80s. Apparently "George" missed out on the hippies living out by the strip mine.
Hasidic Jew!
Check out his blog, he talks about his rockin' times with Thai hookers.
Didn't say if the hookers were covered in chocolate....
Damn it, I mean, I really hope it's not fake. That would make me sad.
If it is, it's brilliant. If it's not, it's brilliant, too. Only not in the same way, you know? Of course you do.
Isn't the "bears are evil" thing a transparent Colbert reference, making it blindingly obvious that this is a parody?
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