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And yet that doesn't stop me from feeling embarrassment for them.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | December 28, 2007 12:15 PM
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HA HA HA!! Soon you will all wear the uniform of your total submission to my all powerful warm fuzzy fur! My army of millions of cats and kittens are everywhere! And now you will be wearing our symbols on your bodies! Give up! You can not resist us! ((ppuurr)) And scratch me under my chin now I say!! NOW! Also, no more dry cat food, it makes me constipated.

Posted by Master Cat | December 28, 2007 12:21 PM
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@2 -- How the sam hell did my cat get online? That sounds exactly like her!

I will do your bidding, Master Cat. Would you like me to also rub your tum-tum and clean the biscuits out of your litter?

Your wish is my command...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | December 28, 2007 12:24 PM
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@3, you are the bitch that cut my balls off!!????

Damn you to HELL!!! I will steal your breath tonight!! But could you invest in a down comforter? I mean come on.

Posted by Master Cat | December 28, 2007 12:27 PM
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@4 -- uh-oh, wrong kitty. My baby is a girl, but to your point, I did have her uterus yanked.

Also, I wear a face mask to sleep specifically to prevent my baby from stealing my breath, although I have had her do it to sleep-over tricks who did not please me sufficiently.

And, finally, I do have a down comforter you crabby puss -- it cost me an arm and a leg at Macy's!

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | December 28, 2007 12:31 PM
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What's Bad Batz Maru got to say about this?

Posted by Fnarf | December 28, 2007 12:38 PM
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@6 -- Real men wear Keroppi.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | December 28, 2007 12:44 PM
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I always liked Chococat better than Kitty.

Posted by Amelia | December 28, 2007 12:53 PM
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If they are targeting young men, should they not change the name to "Hello Pussy?"

meeeow.

Posted by IS | December 28, 2007 12:54 PM
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Hello Kitty is an abomination.

Putting Hello Kitty on male clothing is a crime. Even the cloying cuteness on girl's clothing (and bags, and jewelry, and stickers, etc, ETC!!!) makes me want to commit violent acts. I fear I may loose any semblance of control if I see this on a boy.

Do not go down this road, I beg you.

Posted by SDA in SEA | December 28, 2007 1:15 PM
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I have at various times had a Keroppi wallet, a Batz Maru wallet, and yes, a Hello Kitty wallet. It's a good thing I've never met you, SDA, and that I don't have grandkids, because if I had, and pulled my wallet out to show you their pictures, something terrible could have happened.

Posted by Fnarf | December 28, 2007 1:46 PM
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Finally!
I've loved Hello Kitty since I was a little kid in the early 80's. As a strapping male it's been nigh impossible to find Hello Kitty apparel that fits me.

Posted by K X One | December 28, 2007 1:46 PM
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SDA in SEA @10, agreed HK has been obnoxiously cloying in recent years (perhaps that's why sales are down?), but in the late 90's, Sanrio actually produced a variety of tastefully colored and designed products.  It was entirely possible to accessorize an office in HK without drawing flak from anyone without an AARP card.

Macho kitty might require a more Stranger-esque workplace to be acceptable, but it would still be a step back in the right direction.

Posted by lostboy | December 28, 2007 1:50 PM
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@9. BRILLIANT.

Posted by Amelia | December 28, 2007 1:51 PM
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@ 13 -- Quite right regarding the range of products back when...is it wrong that Kitty's face appears on my toast each morning courtesy of my HK toaster? Or that I serve $50 Patz & Hall Dutton Ranch Chardonnay in HK wine glasses (which have a stem of Kitty, and she holds up the goblet in her puffy little paws)?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | December 28, 2007 2:02 PM
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I blame Perez Hilton for this.

Posted by orangekrush | December 28, 2007 2:27 PM
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Sounds like a conspiracy by the gays! Was Falwell right after all?

Posted by Gay Seattle | December 28, 2007 4:16 PM
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There's only one Hello Kitty product that won't make me feel like I have ovaries when I wear/use it: The back massager.

Posted by supergp | December 28, 2007 4:59 PM
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redbunnysays "hello kitty can kiss my furry red butt - I am the anti-kitty"

Posted by redbunny says | December 28, 2007 10:34 PM
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I swear the first fag I see wearing Hello Kitty is going to get a slap upside the head.

Hello Kitty is for 20-something depressed unpopular fag-hags who for what ever reason can't get laid. Like Precious Moments figurines were for the previous generation.

Posted by Brandon h | December 28, 2007 11:40 PM
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HA! Seems like there is a gay mafia... obviously the creators of Hello Kitty caved due to "popular demand". Toot Toot! All aboard the stereotype express! And besides... Red Bunny is WAY hotter ;)

Posted by CamParsons | December 29, 2007 12:03 AM
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HA! Seems like there is a gay mafia... obviously the creators of Hello Kitty caved due to "popular demand". Toot Toot! All aboard the stereotype express! And besides... Red Bunny is WAY hotter ;)

Posted by CamParsons | December 29, 2007 12:04 AM
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I've been wearing Hello Kitty for years. Why didn't anyone tell me it was for girls?

Posted by Marco | December 31, 2007 5:54 PM

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