And yet that doesn't stop me from feeling embarrassment for them.
HA HA HA!! Soon you will all wear the uniform of your total submission to my all powerful warm fuzzy fur! My army of millions of cats and kittens are everywhere! And now you will be wearing our symbols on your bodies! Give up! You can not resist us! ((ppuurr)) And scratch me under my chin now I say!! NOW! Also, no more dry cat food, it makes me constipated.
@2 -- How the sam hell did my cat get online? That sounds exactly like her!
I will do your bidding, Master Cat. Would you like me to also rub your tum-tum and clean the biscuits out of your litter?
Your wish is my command...
@3, you are the bitch that cut my balls off!!????
Damn you to HELL!!! I will steal your breath tonight!! But could you invest in a down comforter? I mean come on.
@4 -- uh-oh, wrong kitty. My baby is a girl, but to your point, I did have her uterus yanked.
Also, I wear a face mask to sleep specifically to prevent my baby from stealing my breath, although I have had her do it to sleep-over tricks who did not please me sufficiently.
And, finally, I do have a down comforter you crabby puss -- it cost me an arm and a leg at Macy's!
What's Bad Batz Maru got to say about this?
@6 -- Real men wear Keroppi.
I always liked Chococat better than Kitty.
If they are targeting young men, should they not change the name to "Hello Pussy?"
Hello Kitty is an abomination.
Putting Hello Kitty on male clothing is a crime. Even the cloying cuteness on girl's clothing (and bags, and jewelry, and stickers, etc, ETC!!!) makes me want to commit violent acts. I fear I may loose any semblance of control if I see this on a boy.
Do not go down this road, I beg you.
I have at various times had a Keroppi wallet, a Batz Maru wallet, and yes, a Hello Kitty wallet. It's a good thing I've never met you, SDA, and that I don't have grandkids, because if I had, and pulled my wallet out to show you their pictures, something terrible could have happened.
I've loved Hello Kitty since I was a little kid in the early 80's. As a strapping male it's been nigh impossible to find Hello Kitty apparel that fits me.
SDA in SEA @10, agreed HK has been obnoxiously cloying in recent years (perhaps that's why sales are down?), but in the late 90's, Sanrio actually produced a variety of tastefully colored and designed products. It was entirely possible to accessorize an office in HK without drawing flak from anyone without an AARP card.
Macho kitty might require a more Stranger-esque workplace to be acceptable, but it would still be a step back in the right direction.
@ 13 -- Quite right regarding the range of products back when...is it wrong that Kitty's face appears on my toast each morning courtesy of my HK toaster? Or that I serve $50 Patz & Hall Dutton Ranch Chardonnay in HK wine glasses (which have a stem of Kitty, and she holds up the goblet in her puffy little paws)?
I blame Perez Hilton for this.
Sounds like a conspiracy by the gays! Was Falwell right after all?
There's only one Hello Kitty product that won't make me feel like I have ovaries when I wear/use it: The back massager.
redbunnysays "hello kitty can kiss my furry red butt - I am the anti-kitty"
I swear the first fag I see wearing Hello Kitty is going to get a slap upside the head.
Hello Kitty is for 20-something depressed unpopular fag-hags who for what ever reason can't get laid. Like Precious Moments figurines were for the previous generation.
HA! Seems like there is a gay mafia... obviously the creators of Hello Kitty caved due to "popular demand". Toot Toot! All aboard the stereotype express! And besides... Red Bunny is WAY hotter ;)
I've been wearing Hello Kitty for years. Why didn't anyone tell me it was for girls?
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