Slog - Comments on LIQUID MISERY!!!!! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery Did anyone else laugh when they saw this headline in a PI box this morning? I did, and then a bum looked at me. It's so marvelously unspecific! LIQUID MISERY!! could be anything that makes you sad (as long as it is viscous). Here's a list of things I think of when I think of LIQUID MISERY!!!! • Melted ice cream • Bush seed • The runs • Concrete, as it is being poured over my head • Fluid Hatred • Runny boogers that you have to wipe every five seconds and then your nose gets all irritated • Anything... Copyright 2008 Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:41:04 -0800 Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:23:22 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Chas You have Bush's Seed and Fluid hatred on the list don't you think that is a bit redundant?

]]> Chas http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861030 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:52:37 -0800 Comment by Chas You have Bush's Seed and Fluid hatred on the list don't you think that is a bit redundant?

]]> Chas http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861031 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861031 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:52:52 -0800 Comment by Greg Dude, why are you getting all down on Megan's cooking? That is not cool.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861032 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:53:04 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO yeah, the first thing that comes to mind for me is the runs.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861034 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861034 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:53:24 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Chocolate rain.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861039 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861039 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:55:19 -0800 Comment by Ari Spool Megan is the world's easiest target, right after John Claude Van Damm.

]]> Ari Spool http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861043 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861043 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:56:36 -0800 Comment by tsm Jones's holiday-themed sodas. Lox and cream cheese? Nuh-uh.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861047 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861047 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:57:48 -0800 Comment by josh yes. I laughed, too.

]]> josh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861051 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861051 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:00:14 -0800 Comment by misrule watching snark-boy weep hysterically on his wedding day?

]]> misrule http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861052 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861052 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:00:39 -0800 Comment by Ari Spool Who is snark-boy? And is he really taken?

]]> Ari Spool http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861061 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861061 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:06:07 -0800 Comment by Eric Grandy You forgot Faygo.

]]> Eric Grandy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861082 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861082 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:20:49 -0800 Comment by Jonathan Golob Faygo Redpop--the finest drink ever created, divested of any relation to a substance of nature--is only a liquid misery when spilt upon carpeting or a shirt.

]]> Jonathan Golob http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861092 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861092 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:28:08 -0800 Comment by Ari Spool The juggalos think Faygo is LIQUID HAPPINESS

]]> Ari Spool http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861095 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861095 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:28:56 -0800 Comment by elenchos Blood storms

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861100 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861100 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:30:06 -0800 Comment by Irena Jagermeister

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861112 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:39:59 -0800 Comment by me YES, I cracked up at the bus stop when I saw that, and got a weird look from an old lady!

]]> me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861130 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861130 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:51:19 -0800 Comment by Willis @5

Beat me to it!

]]> Willis http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861144 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861144 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:57:50 -0800 Comment by left coast Aren't the homless called hobos in Seattle? Or did someone pull down their pants and point their ass at you for a gander?

]]> left coast http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861158 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:05:43 -0800 Comment by Y.F. I think "Liquid Misery" would be a good name for a band.

]]> Y.F. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861175 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:16:28 -0800 Comment by Mahtli69 •Red-bull w/ anything alcoholic
•Starbucks Coffee
•This
•How these guys die in Brazil.

]]> Mahtli69 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861177 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861177 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:17:38 -0800 Comment by Megan Seling I'd like to argue that I'm a fantastic cook!

]]> Megan Seling http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861186 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861186 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:21:39 -0800 Comment by Irena Waterboarding

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861210 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861210 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:36:22 -0800 Comment by Katelyn This IS a dumb headline. The floods weren't catastrophic enough to warrant such a huge, obnoxious font size, either, not when we're at war and on the eve of an election year.

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861252 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861252 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:00:38 -0800 Comment by nic heh ... I saw this minutes ago in a paper box and it cracked me up too.

]]> nic http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861291 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861291 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:19:40 -0800 Comment by Zach So Megan can bake any cookie-ish dessert, but she can't cook anything else? Schnap!

]]> Zach http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861295 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861295 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:21:50 -0800 Comment by ray i totally called this in the morning news comments.

i think liquid misery would be a great name for a boat.

]]> ray http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861352 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861352 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:46:00 -0800 Comment by from east of miss -I agree w/ #3. Let's hope this is good-natured ribbing among coworkers.

-It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. (You should really have Dan, David, or Adrian--or C. Frizzelle, forgot about him, sorry!--proof your work anytime you write about celebrities--oh, and I don't care if it's a Slog comment, a letter to your grandma, or an actual article. ;)) (or you could Google it.)

-kudos to #23.

]]> from east of miss http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861658 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861658 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:08:39 -0800 Comment by The Voice Of Reason Liquid misery is AIDS semen, nothing else.

]]> The Voice Of Reason http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861750 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861750 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:52:39 -0800 Comment by Exile in West Seattle I think this is a nice play on "Liquid Ecstasy", aka GHB (aka Aquadots). Or is the P-I not hep enough to be making the reference I think they're making?

]]> Exile in West Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861913 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:45:04 -0800 Comment by pretentious that watery crap that dribbles out of the bottle pre-condiment...

]]> pretentious http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861933 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c861933 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:07:07 -0800 Comment by Matthew I laughed. That's the best they could do?

]]> Matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c862040 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/liquid_misery#c862040 Media Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:23:22 -0800