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Monday, December 17, 2007

“Like Having Sex With a Tractor Trailer in a Parking Lot”

posted by on December 17 at 9:58 AM

Remember when Jolt Cola ads seemed over the top just for mentioning sugar and caffeine?

I can’t wait to hear what the San Francisco mayor thinks about this.

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1

Wow, it actually exists. How often does a movie that was never advertised and barely appeared in theaters inspire a product release?

Posted by tsm | December 17, 2007 10:18 AM
2

That was especially funny because I just saw the movie (Idiocracy) Saturday night.

Posted by Mike of Renton | December 17, 2007 10:31 AM
3

It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!

Posted by Original Monique | December 17, 2007 10:50 AM
4

We're running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

Posted by pox | December 17, 2007 10:57 AM
5

What's the San Francisco connection?

Posted by mattymatt | December 17, 2007 11:10 AM
6

Camacho for Pres! 2008!

Posted by Joh | December 17, 2007 11:21 AM
7

The ad was done by the same people who did the Powerthirst videos. They were a perfect pick to do the Brawndo ad.

Posted by Jessika | December 17, 2007 11:44 AM
8

Yous been drinkin' from the toilet? You wont get into the house of representing like that.

Posted by Anon | December 17, 2007 11:45 AM
9

I would buy that. Some days you need to feel like a monster truck!

Posted by Katelyn | December 17, 2007 12:03 PM
10

That commercial sucks. The whole point of that movie is that actual Brawndo should never exists. The whole point of Hollywood is that it should. Weird times...

Also, the mayor of SF can suggest all sorts of sin taxes on these things, but this is San Francisco, and I'm sure the Urban League for Corn Syrup Addicted Youth or Consortium for Reduced Pedestrian Speeds or somethingrather will wield it's power to make sure nobody has they're civil rights infringed upon.

Posted by Dougsf | December 17, 2007 12:46 PM
11

"There's that fag talk we talked about."


Speaking of Idiocracy, Starbucks' instructions to employees to "Just Say Yes" to any request is probably why they're specializing in handjobs 500 years from now.

Posted by Jason Josephes | December 17, 2007 1:14 PM

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