Drugs “Like Having Sex With a Tractor Trailer in a Parking Lot”
posted by December 17 at 9:58 AM
onRemember when Jolt Cola ads seemed over the top just for mentioning sugar and caffeine?
I can’t wait to hear what the San Francisco mayor thinks about this.
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Wow, it actually exists. How often does a movie that was never advertised and barely appeared in theaters inspire a product release?
That was especially funny because I just saw the movie (Idiocracy) Saturday night.
It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!
We're running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
What's the San Francisco connection?
Camacho for Pres! 2008!
The ad was done by the same people who did the Powerthirst videos. They were a perfect pick to do the Brawndo ad.
Yous been drinkin' from the toilet? You wont get into the house of representing like that.
I would buy that. Some days you need to feel like a monster truck!
That commercial sucks. The whole point of that movie is that actual Brawndo should never exists. The whole point of Hollywood is that it should. Weird times...
Also, the mayor of SF can suggest all sorts of sin taxes on these things, but this is San Francisco, and I'm sure the Urban League for Corn Syrup Addicted Youth or Consortium for Reduced Pedestrian Speeds or somethingrather will wield it's power to make sure nobody has they're civil rights infringed upon.
"There's that fag talk we talked about."
Speaking of Idiocracy, Starbucks' instructions to employees to "Just Say Yes" to any request is probably why they're specializing in handjobs 500 years from now.
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