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That make me throw up in my mouth a little bit....

Throw up? Man, I just shot coffee out my nose from laughing.

Talk about the war on the unborn (WOTU)... sheesh.

I want to find an attractive and reasonably priced womb.

Psycho Christian, quest-que c'est?

ooh, and it comes in a "brown" model.
It is a satire, people. Really, this is so you can turn your Christmas tree into an ironic, pro-choice, anti-war conversation piece/argument starter.

I am COVERING my tree with these things! Wouldn't that look creepy, like you were raising a fetus army on your Christmas tree!

I disapprove of giving automatic weapons to any fetus. Pistols were just fine for me when I was their age.

Holy Shiite!

Man, that is really creepy!

Skymaul, a hilarious spoof, had this but without the little gun. I want Jesus playing hockey, but might have to settle for the "Jesus Loves My Ass" mug and "Jesus Hates It When You Smoke" ashtray.

I'm pretty sure this website is a spoof site. I mean, you probably can order that ornament, but it's probably meant to be ordered by pro-choice hipsters. Come on. They have a rubber ducky version of a nativity set.

Man, things are getting violent this holiday season. First Fight Christmas With Guns and now this.

Personally, I think I'd like to see a nice snowglobe version of the armed fetus.

I thought for sure the ornament hook would be a coat hanger.

Looks like something Jesus' General would advertise, since he's all in favor of arming the unborn for self-defense.

#11 -

It is. From the website linked in the post:

"Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product - FOR SALE. This is a real store."

It needs a bible.