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C'mon, she's cute but $1,000,000 for a "back end deal" strikes me as a tad steep.

Jesus. How many more posts will there be on this today??

Dan, you keep forgetting that this isn't her fault. It's our fault. The 'mos ruin everything.

@ 3, no wonder my car battery died the other day when I left the lights on. You are to blame.

I wonder what will happen when Amy Winehouse announces her pregnancy.

When the National Enquirer reported on July 28th about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, lawyer's for the Nickelodeon star threatened legal action against the publication.

Now, a source at the Enquirer has leaked us the letter Jamie Lynn's lawyers sent them at the time.

It's priceless!

It reads:

“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.

There is no “rumor” concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless “rumor” just now being created by the National Enquirer.

Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless “rumor” that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”

The money proves my point. The mother is a pimp and her daughters are her whores!

This is the best Every Child deserves a mother and father post ever on slog!

I figure most of the other people you write about are burnt on drugs and have no brain waves left so they do hideous things.
This Women is just pure evil and some brain dead Christian book distributor buys her book.
I would honestly love to slap her upside the head and pull her hair.
It disgusts me that she let her sixteen year old daughter announce in a teen magazine to the world she is pregnant! IT WAS ALL FOR MONEY.

That's a hell of a back-end deal.

Yeah, but it's pretty good money.

I wonder if any of it will go to charity?! Yeah?! Christians are charitable, right, Mommy Spears?!

What does she get for front-ends?

1. Just because you are divorced doesn't meam you still can't be a good Christian Parent.

2. If she would have taken the "back-end" deal to begin with she wouldn't be pregnant.

Wretched, wretched people.

It's too bad Jamie-Lynn didn't think of the "back-end deal" before she got pregnant like all those other teen Christian virgins.

Wow, making fun of teenagers is like eating Chinese food while drunk. It seems like a good idea at the time, but afterward you just feel unclean.

#11 - pregnant. (whammy?)

Amy Whinehouse doesn't appear to be too christian to me so I doubt she'll get preggers anytime soon. It's only the idiot christians who do this kind of stuff, along with thier fears leading to black pole smoking and wide stances. It's definitly a good show though, bring on the popcorn.

I think every pregnant teen I've ever met was a "devout Christian". That's what happens when you only teach abstinence, folks!

what's the age of consent in california? her boyfriend is 19. she's 16. didn't some poor black kid just spend 2 1/2 years in jail for getting a blow job from his underage girlfriend?

They'll make plenty off of this. Selling the first photos. Selling the first birthday party (like Birkhead did with Anna Nicole's spawn)

etc. etc.

She doesn't have to be a good parent, they hire teams y'all

And exactly who the fuck is she and why should I care?

omg, I just found out that Lily Allen is also pregnant.

@10: Perhaps they can make a donation to the Britney Spears Forgotten Children's Fund.

Come on, it's the holiday season.

We can't rule out Immaculate Conception.

Can we?

Well, now all the Spears women (sic) can write a parenting book together.

@21: Damn, somebody beat me to it.

@21 and from a chemical brother!

Did anyone actually read the OK article? Probably not, as celebrity gossip is a crippling addiction that one should best avoid, but as an addict I'd like to say that that article was the most anti-choice piece of shit masquerading as real journalism that I have ever read in my life.

The interviewer goes on about how "brave" Jamie Lynn is to have made the decision to keep the baby. I'm not really sure that much is brave about 16 year olds having kids. I think actually that qualifies as stupid.