Slog - Comments on Evel's Funeral Frenzy: A Post Mortem Addendum, Plus! Matthew McConaughey is a Big Douche! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden Matthew McConaughey, televangelist Robert H. Schuller, old people, fireworks, 3,000 mourning mourners and “children’s letters to Evel” sent heavenward tied to balloons (for a fee)…DAMMIT! Aren’t you so depressed that you didn’t get to attend Evel Knievel’s funeral? Couldn't you just blow your brains out, if only those douchebag liberals would allow you easier access to a nice handgun? Me too! But fret no more: Random YouTube searches and clever cullings culled from something called The Montana Standard have come to our collective rescue! And it begins with a touch of atmosphere: Light snow fell as mourners began lining up... Copyright 2008 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:54:37 -0800 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:55:58 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey This is the most schizo slog post I ever have read.

]]> Matt Fuckin' Hickey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873438 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873438 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:10:09 -0800 Comment by adrian oh god...THANK YOU!

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873445 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873445 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:13:02 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew

Hey, I like Matthew McConaughey's feisty attitude (and hot-rocket bod).


Can we get a cock shot?

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873461 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873461 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:20:57 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Best post of the week.

Hidden propaganda!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873468 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873468 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:22:56 -0800 Comment by M I fucking HATE Matthew McConaughey. He sucks! And why do the stupid celeb. magazines keep saying he's the "sexiest man alive"? To me, it looks like he smells bad, wears dirty underwear and probably belches and farts a lot.

]]> M http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873480 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873480 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:34:02 -0800 Comment by Amie See, there's proof right there that McConaughey should just...not speak. Ever. For any reason.

]]> Amie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873498 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873498 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:42:21 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV But is he a douche, or a dork?

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873506 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873506 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:47:22 -0800 Comment by adrian this is not a question of dork OR douche, it is a question of dork AND douche. or as the french say, "dorquche". or as they would say, if that were word. was a word. whatever.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873519 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873519 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:51:17 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Wasn't Matthew McConaughey the guy that the cops found naked in his house, playing bongos with a joint hanging out of his mouth?

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873525 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873525 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:52:35 -0800 Comment by ddv wow, you graduated from Butte?!? i'm really sorry. Everyone know BILLINGS WEST HIGH rules.

*sigh* and so it goes....

ddv

]]> ddv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873532 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873532 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:59:04 -0800 Comment by adrian yeah? i'll kick your ass.

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873538 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873538 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:02:21 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV The THC-inspired naked bongo drumming suggests that he tips more towards dork, than douche.

And it was his house, for chrissakes! LEAVE MATTHEW MCCONUAGHEY'S STONED, NAKED-BONGO DRUMMING ASS ALONE!!!!!

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873548 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873548 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:07:20 -0800 Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey Can we not turn slog into a Montana pridefest? That would be rad.

]]> Matt Fuckin' Hickey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873552 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873552 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:08:53 -0800 Comment by adrian i'll turn slog into whatever i want. ZAP! it's a POODLE!

]]> adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873568 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873568 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:14:12 -0800 Comment by Hernandez @NXIV - Actually, I always kind of admired him for that.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873574 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873574 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:18:09 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Turn it into a dead guy so I can fuck it!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873577 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873577 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:18:54 -0800 Comment by NOT brand ecce Um, gee, thanks adrian.

Now, can you get your "poodle" to stop humping my leg?

]]> NOT brand ecce http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873585 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873585 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:29:07 -0800 Comment by queeniebird whatever, butte is what it is and it doesn't have to apologize for it. and everyone knows a butte rat can do whatever he wants (i.e. even pretend to be a hater like in this post) or have fireworks blow-up on the eve before he's laid to rest.

]]> queeniebird http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873731 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/evels_funeral_frenzy_a_post_mortem_adden#c873731 Celeb Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:55:58 -0800