Victim of a fatal jones for his brother's wife.

Well, she is teh hott.

This is sad news, though.

Was there a crop circle in the yard? Hmmm...could it have been an alien attack?

It was the aliens.

@ 4 -- Thank you for confirming.

Wow, you guys are awesome. I know it's really fun to come up with clever remarks on the Internet, but sometimes maybe it's best to just chuckle to yourself about this hilarious death and leave it at that?

@6

No.

OK, thought it was worth a shot. Carry on then.

Uh, before we pile on: Perry Kucinich was a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic. There was a pretty good profile on the Kucinich clan in November's Esquire.

Just out of curiousity, was he wearing a wetsuit? Was anything found stuck up his bum?

Never mind, I just realized his brother is a democrat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia#Genetic

It's so hard to choose between supporting Denny or Cynthia McKinney. Decisions, decisions...