Comments on David Beckham is a Big Fag (Hag), Plus! Courtney’s Imaginary Burglars!

Puh-leez. Beckham's not even remotely attractive.

I'd probably do him. I'd prefer it if he didn't shave his bod, but whatevs.

Becks is my perfect man, full stop.

for 3:
I'll shave him then, if you prefer; then you can do him.

IMO, Fuck that murdering bitch. She's the reason today that we have to listen to hip hop shit.

@4 -- I'll take him however he, um, comes.

Haven't you folks ever heard him TALK? Christ. About as sexy as wet toast.

re: Courtney's lost earrings - by finding them under the winged pink elephant, do you mean her pussy? Just wantin' to know

8: yes. exactly.

@7 -- Yeah, and it was even better cuz he was talking to ME, at an event in LA. He talks in a quiet kind of voice that while in the upper-mid register is clearly masculine, but somewhat vulnerable and...oh god...I need to quit typing now :-P

#7:
"About as sexy as wet toast."

don't know about wet toast, but Mrs. Lovett can make a damn tasty meat pie.

The "GOT MILK" placement- picture-perfect! ^..^

He's got to be gay, considering the plastic monstrosity he's married to.

A friend of mine was working for a recording studio in LA and Courtney sent him to pick up something at her house. The maid didn't answer the door, so he called Courtney at the studio and she said to just break in through the window. So he does, the maid calls the cops, and when they call Courtney she denies knowing who he is. Fortunately the studio backed up his story, but he was PISSED at Courtney forevermore.

Fnarf @ 7,

I have a feeling they would be utilizing his mouth for something other than talking.