Gods, Life Day. That Christmas Special is the worst one I've ever seen anywhere. I mean, it's mind-blowingly bad. The first 10 minutes or so is in Wookie. With no subtitles.
So, of course, I've got a copy of it sitting on my hard drive. =) It's so bad that every now and then I pull up a bit of it to remind myself how bad it is. It's the sort of show you assume was put together during some drug and alcohol-induced 2 AM meeting of producers. Just absolutely AWFUL.
The Bea Arthur cantina number is probably the highlight, that's how bad it is.
You are not Charles.
Please remember that.
And reconsider what below the fold means for those of us at work, especially if it's a loooooooooooooooong SLOG post.
Thanks and Happy New Year!
Bea Arthur klezmer jizz!
That mean pussy movie is directed by pop artist Roy Lichtenstein's son, Mitchell, who appeared in a gay movie called Streamers a million years ago.
I'm sorry crazy old Andrea Dworkin is dead because that movie would have sent her completely over the edge...the resulting essay would have been a keeper.
What's the matter with you, son? I didn't understand a damned word you just said.
Good Lord, what a ridiculous waste of bandwidth.
Please never, EVER post again.
Have you seen Killer Condom? For a Troma film, it's surprisingly poignant.
Also, stop it.
whqat is thqst &* whqy is it on qheqre?
to quote dina martina:
The jizz-box was an instrument commonly used in jizz songs.
Take your meds and stop posting so much random shit at once.
every year i get comfortably drunk and attempt to watch the holiday special in its entirety. every year i end up fast forwarding through most of it except for bea arthur singing in the cantina, the stormtrooper ripping off the head of chewie's kid's stuffed bantha, and carrie fisher (clearly on something) singing at the end. actually, the 1978 commercials are the best part.
Dude, you gotta remember: first you post on Slog, THEN you take the bong hits. It's better for everyone this way.
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