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<description> This morning brought this letter to my inbox: Hey SLOG! My name is Walt Sherman and I&apos;m in charge of the Philadelphia &quot;Shut the Duck UP!&quot; campaign. We are fighting to quiet down the duck boats and make them stop disrespecting everybody. We have a blog and also an online petition. I recently read Public Intern Steven Blum&apos;s article, Assignment: Yell at the Ducks, and I was hoping to get in touch with him. I thought you guys might be interested in how quieting down the ducks is becoming a NATIONAL movement (check out www.stoptheduck.com!). Also, I wanted to...</description>
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<title>Comment by Mr. Poe</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>...</p>]]></description>
<author>Mr. Poe</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876960</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876960</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:43:03 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by ohgosh</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh PUHLEEZE.</p>

<p><br />
Bitch about ___________<br />
No NOW LET'S BITCH ABOUT _________<br />
ok now we're on to bitching about _______</p>

<p></p>

<p>OHHHH WHAT A WORld!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>]]></description>
<author>ohgosh</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876961</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876961</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:44:25 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Jason Josephes</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I won't sign a petition for issues that actually affect people.  Why would I give a fuck about whether or not people ride around on a lame tourist trap tour?</p>]]></description>
<author>Jason Josephes</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876966</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876966</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:47:57 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Fnarf</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Um, what's wrong with the Ducks, exactly?</p>]]></description>
<author>Fnarf</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876967</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876967</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:48:29 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by chompski</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><i>Um, what's wrong with the Ducks, exactly?</i></p>

<p>People have been bitching about the ducks for ages. Read Slog much? </p>

<p>If you don't think there's anything wrong with the Ducks, that's your opinion. </p>]]></description>
<author>chompski</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876973</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876973</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:57:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Clint</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry.  I am too busy working on my campaign against cheese.</p>]]></description>
<author>Clint</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876978</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876978</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:59:18 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by cochise.</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>yeah, seeing people having fun sucks.</p>]]></description>
<author>cochise.</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876981</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876981</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:01:57 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Hernandez</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I liked the suggestion to attack them with water guns.  I've softened my former militant anti-duck stance, but I still think they deserve some good-natured harrasment.  If they want to be loud and obnoxious, play bad music and mock me while I walk down the street, they'd best be prepared for a little payback...</p>]]></description>
<author>Hernandez</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876982</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876982</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:02:44 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by OR Matt</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The Boston Ducks are hella worse ... furthermore ...<br />
who the FUCK cares.  It's the type of obnoxious shit tourists love ... let them have it.</p>]]></description>
<author>OR Matt</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876984</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876984</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:05:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Greg</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>@9: A water-gun ambush set up at strategic intersections could make a good time for both the tourists and the anti-Ducks militia.</p>]]></description>
<author>Greg</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876985</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876985</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:06:01 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Ziggity</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>When are we going to stop the geoducks?</p>]]></description>
<author>Ziggity</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876986</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876986</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:06:42 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Rotten666</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like the shitheel condo owners who move to Belltown and complain about the noise from the nightlife.  Move out of the city if idiot tourists having mindless fun bothers you so much.</p>

<p>Fucking assholes have to complain about everything. </p>]]></description>
<author>Rotten666</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876987</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876987</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:07:02 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by flamingbanjo</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Wanna stop the ducks yelling at people?  It's simple:  Wait for whatever godawful anti-noise resolution the council passes to become law, then document one of the drivers saying something through the little loudspeaker that's audible to somebody standing ten yards away, then fine the ducks $1000 for the first offense and $2000 for the next one.  Rinse.  Repeat.  </p>

<p>If everyone cooperates, we can live in a city where nobody is having any fun of an audible nature anywhere at any time.  </p>]]></description>
<author>flamingbanjo</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876991</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876991</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:09:08 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by David Schmader</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I'm neutral on the Ducks, but thought it was interesting that others were so passionately anti-. </p>

<p>My favorite Duck-related lore involves a punitive practice undertaken by legendary former Stranger writer Kathleen Wilson and her girlfriends. Whenever any of them re-slept with old boyfriends they knew they should avoid, the punishment was a ride on the Ducks, alone, in shame.</p>

<p>For this reason alone, I support the existence of the Ducks.</p>]]></description>
<author>David Schmader</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876992</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876992</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:10:04 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The ducks are are a Young Republican fratboy wet dream.  They are Tim Eyeman's schmaltzy souvenir watches on wheels.  They are symbols of colonialist tourism and utter disregard for the environmental context.</p>

<p>They are so much  more than merely annoying.</p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876994</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876994</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:10:42 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by rtw</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The pro-duck lobby is out in force today.</p>]]></description>
<author>rtw</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876995</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876995</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:10:58 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Rotten666</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>That story just made my day Schmader.</p>]]></description>
<author>Rotten666</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876999</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c876999</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:11:28 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by tsm</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The Ducks are evil! They're big and silly-looking and are full of people we don't know! They elected Bush! They piss in my coffee! They killed the radio star and melted the polar ice caps all on their own!</p>

<p>Look, you live in a large city, with tourist attractions, and those duck-riders from the sticks keep a portion of your economy going. Either move out to Bellingham or get the fuck over it, ya pricks.</p>]]></description>
<author>tsm</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877002</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877002</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:15:02 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>That's what I meant about the Young Republican aspect:  as long as it makes a quick buck, we have to embrace it.</p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877009</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877009</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:22:04 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Hernandez</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>@10 - yup, that's the general idea: express one's duck-related frustrations with a little random mischief that all parties will, in the end, enjoy.  I'm thinking we could dress up like homeless people, camp out in Westlake park until a Duck cruises by, then BAM!  A barrage of super soakers pointed at the tourists and their vaunted tourist dollars...</p>]]></description>
<author>Hernandez</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877022</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877022</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:29:13 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Will in Seattle</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I love the Ducks and I live in Fremont.</p>

<p>In fact, I like to wave to them.</p>

<p>Why can't we have public transit ducks from the UW, Wallingford, and Fremont to South Lake Union - it would make more sense than trolley cars and we could build new ones that are bio-diesel ...</p>]]></description>
<author>Will in Seattle</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877026</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877026</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:32:05 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by tsm</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Please, elenchos. The ducks' imprint on public space is relatively minor. They are <i>tour buses</i>.  You have to embrace it because part of living in a big city is coexisting with lots of people who aren't quite like you. Which, ultimately, is what the anti-duck Seattleites are so horrified by.</p>]]></description>
<author>tsm</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877032</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877032</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:34:53 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by chris</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>They're totally dangerous to pedestrians. The driver has a huge blind spots. They distract drivers. They can be deafening.  And they're obnoxious. </p>]]></description>
<author>chris</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877036</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877036</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:37:40 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Laurel</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Just you wait, we're going to have duck buses when 520 and the viaduct are closed for construction at the same time.</p>]]></description>
<author>Laurel</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877043</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877043</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:39:55 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by oljb</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>In Pittsburgh, the ducks mock us plebians as we wait for the bus.  The most satisfying anti-duck activity is to yell "Quack, Quack Mother-FUCKERRRRRRRR" at the duck.  I really don't see any point to removing the ducks even though their riders/drivers grate on my nerves after a long day.  But I think heaping them with profanity is fair game.  After all, they ride the ducks to get a sense of urban ambiance, right?</p>]]></description>
<author>oljb</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877046</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877046</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:42:15 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Julie</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I didn't realize Ducks were so widespread...  I wonder why we don't have them here in Chicago?  Eh, I am too lazy to find out.</p>]]></description>
<author>Julie</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877048</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877048</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:42:52 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Katelyn</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>@13 GENIUS. I don't live downtown, but I do get annoyed at those shrieking Duck drivers.</p>]]></description>
<author>Katelyn</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877058</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877058</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:48:01 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by mackro mackro</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>i was anti-duck for about a month when i first discovered them because of the notion of people paying to ride around to look at people living in "an interesting city", which in essence can make some pedestrians feel a like they're in a zoo.</p>

<p>then i realized a few things:<br />
* who cares. mo money mo money<br />
* i guess people in each of these cities do kinda live in analogous zoos if you take a mudedesque approach<br />
* really. who cares. mo money etc</p>

<p>however, if you really must sabotage a ducks experience for people, it's easy.  just go out as a hobo, then just drop your pants and take a dump when a ducks boat goes by.  the latter may get you arrested but sometimes you have to risk something for true sabotage.</p>

<p>i'm not brave enough to poop for a duck yet.<br />
</p>]]></description>
<author>mackro mackro</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877073</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877073</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:00:22 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Le Grand Guignol</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>We need to bring back the time-honored tradition of <em>vitriol</em>.</p>]]></description>
<author>Le Grand Guignol</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877074</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877074</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:00:54 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by mackro mackro</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>actually drop the hobo part. just proceed to Step Poop.</p>]]></description>
<author>mackro mackro</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877076</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877076</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:01:12 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by it&apos;s ME</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>When I found myself strapped into a giant twenty passenger dune buggy tour of the Oregon Dunes, I knew it was essentially Ride the Ducks on sand and I was deeply, deeply ashamed.  The driver would honk at ATVers who would wave at us while I cringed.  But it was the only way my 77 year old grandma could experience the dunes, and it was actually fun.  What I'm saying here is give Ducks a chance.</p>]]></description>
<author>it&apos;s ME</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877134</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877134</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:45:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by todd</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Some people just need to bitch and complain for the sake of bitching and complaining. </p>

<p>I live in Fremont, on 34th, so I see the ducks all the time. Are they annoying, yes, do I want them gone, no. WTF people, the ducks are a tourist attraction in themselves, and that's what brings people to this city in the Spring, Summer and Fall. Do you want Seattle to be dead and boring (like it is now in the dead of winter), or alive and vibrant? I'm not saying it's the ducks that make this happen, but they do play a part in making Seattle a fun place to visit. I've never riden the ducks, but I sure the hell tell everyone who comes for a visit that they should.</p>

<p>Lighten up, fuckwads.</p>]]></description>
<author>todd</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877145</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877145</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:52:20 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by SEATTLE NATIVE</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey transplant fuckwads-</p>

<p>the ducks need to go.<br />
the loud, obstructive harassment needs to stop.<br />
you need to find something else to defend.</p>]]></description>
<author>SEATTLE NATIVE</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877151</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877151</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:57:32 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Tlazolteotl</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>You mean that the Ducks are a national threat?  I had no idea, I thought those were just a local menace!</p>]]></description>
<author>Tlazolteotl</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877178</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877178</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:15:29 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by chris</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><b>HEY LISTEN UP</b><br /><br />
I designed the "le canard non" mark as a gag gift for a friend of mine. Sure there was annoyances felt in the past with what they do, but it was mostly out of humor that it presented itself. I ended up printing stickers and t-shirts and sold them online for a time. It was fun seeing peoples reaction to this project.</p>

<p>Then my friend turned malicious and decided that due to the failure of our other project and the animosity that it created, that he would post my artwork online for anyone to download and print. I was angry at first, but then thought "Why not" as long as my creative copyright was maintained I have no problem giving up my work for fun. Recently he started selling t-shirts that source my work, and this is a problem of copyright infringement.</p>]]></description>
<author>chris</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877183</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877183</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:17:25 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Gomez</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I'm no fan of the ducks but these guys are like the 9/11 Conspiracy people.</p>]]></description>
<author>Gomez</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877202</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877202</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:28:32 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by oljb</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>33-  </p>

<p>Fuck Nativism, you fucking nativist.</p>]]></description>
<author>oljb</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877203</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877203</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:28:48 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by David Schmader</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Chris at 35: Let me know your last name and I'll credit you below the image. </p>]]></description>
<author>David Schmader</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877213</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877213</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:34:35 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by David Schmader</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Also: Re: Your story: That sucks, especially since <a href="http://lecanardnon.com/" rel="nofollow">your design</a> is the wittiest and most stylish component of the entire anti-Duck movement.</p>]]></description>
<author>David Schmader</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877215</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877215</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:36:17 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Mr. Poe</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>@35</p>

<p>Ooooh! I'm going to download and print these!!!</p>

<p>Pfffffffffftttt.</p>]]></description>
<author>Mr. Poe</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877217</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877217</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:37:18 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>No reasonable person would look at the practice of yelling at and harassing people minding their own business as being nothing more than a tour bus.  It's obvious to anybody that riding around in a bus, of whatever weird design, is one thing, but the the uninvited insults are something else.</p>

<p>Talking up tourism as a green industry is 20 years out of date.  Jetting to Seattle is dirty and unsustainable, and if we can make the tourists stay home, the planet will be better off.</p>

<p>No honest person would trivialize how bad the ducks are.  Unless there were some powerful influence making them  say these absurd things.</p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877224</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877224</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:44:44 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by tsm</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>You've found me out, elenchos. I am indeed accepting checks from the all-powerful duck lobby to write my Slog posts. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the bank, taking care to whistle loudly and cheerfully as I walk, and thus make every native Seattleite I pass seethe with rage, compelling them to write scathing posts about me on their blogs as soon as they get home.</p>]]></description>
<author>tsm</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877232</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877232</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:51:37 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>That's not funny.</p>

<p>Just because you're sarcastic about it doesn't prove that they're not paying you off, does it?</p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877235</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877235</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:56:32 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by PdxRitchie</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>If you're gonna mention that girl Jessica again, I think you have to repost pictures of her.  That way everyone, uh knows who you're uh talking about.</p>

<p>Yup.</p>]]></description>
<author>PdxRitchie</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877281</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877281</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:32:16 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by w7ngman</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Meh.. I usually just flip them the bird.</p>]]></description>
<author>w7ngman</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877293</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877293</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:38:08 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Will in Seattle</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I still think Jessica is way hot, @44, so I agree with you, even if ducks are not a prob in my book.</p>]]></description>
<author>Will in Seattle</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877310</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877310</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:48:44 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by NapoleonXIV</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>A Japanese 75 mm field artillery piece should be able to stop them readily.</p>]]></description>
<author>NapoleonXIV</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877314</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877314</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:51:02 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by robin</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>i was kayaking in lake union when a duck came by.  All of the tourists were seriously pointing at me and quacking like i was exotic wildlife or something.</p>]]></description>
<author>robin</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877349</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877349</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:12:11 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Is it our good looks that attracts the obnoxious duck harassment?  That would explain why some people don't mind them so much.</p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877355</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877355</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:18:03 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Big Sven</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I like chompski@5 asking Fnarf if he reads the SLOG much.  Classic.</p>

<p>Oh, and another vote for bringing Jessica back.</p>]]></description>
<author>Big Sven</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877381</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877381</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:40:09 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Charles</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I am over these duck mobiles going around town and telling the same bad jokes day after day.  Get some new jokes or get out of town alright? You guys got my support!</p>]]></description>
<author>Charles</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877386</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877386</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:42:09 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Big Sven</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>elenchos-</p>

<p>"if we can make the tourists stay home, the planet will be better off."</p>

<p>Just not the 60,000 people in the Seattle area whose jobs depend on tourism.  But by all means, e, let's just get rid of all the industries that you don't think justify their environmental footprint.  Please submit a list and we'll just shut those down this weekend.</p>]]></description>
<author>Big Sven</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877388</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877388</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:43:48 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Those 60,000 people could get jobs figuring out how we are supposed to survive after we have destroyed the planet with all the carbon from useless jet travel.</p>

<p>Jobs are important.  Who wants to be against jobs?  But who wants to be against having a habitable planet?</p>

<p>Poor Jessica.  She thought being beautiful was a blessing, until she found out that she'd be quacked at by fat people from Indianapolis who are killing the Earth.  </p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877398</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877398</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:51:29 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Will in Seattle</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>@51 - hey, they got a writer's strike to continue with, have a heart.</p>]]></description>
<author>Will in Seattle</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877440</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877440</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:13:30 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Mr. Poe</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Glock glock!</p>]]></description>
<author>Mr. Poe</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877493</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877493</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:47:51 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Bellevue Ave</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>elenchos, why do you hate travel so much? what are you, amish?</p>]]></description>
<author>Bellevue Ave</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877589</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877589</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:07:15 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by elenchos</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Travel is not a green industry, that's all.  If you work in travel, your shit stinks too, and you shouldn't pretend it doesn't.  </p>]]></description>
<author>elenchos</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877597</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c877597</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:24:57 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Comment by Lee Gibson</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>If loving to travel means that I can't be environmentally conscious, well then screw the environment.</p>

<p>(I happen to think that's a false dichotomy, but I am sure of which side of the dichotomy I'm on.  Screw the trees, I'm going to Paris.)</p>]]></description>
<author>Lee Gibson</author>
<link>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c878756</link>
<guid>http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/antiduck_commiseration#c878756</guid>
<category>Life</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:05:53 -0800</pubDate>
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