Slog - Comments on Abridged Field Guide to Slog Commenters http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters (In honor of the inaugural SLOG happy hour…) Chameleon Framiliaris Distinguishing Characteristics: A clever and fantastic one-off name relevant to the original post. Sample Comment: it was totally a bicyclist. Posted by critical masshole | December 13, 2007 1:04 PM Cautions: With provocation, Chameleon Framiliaris can convert into any of a variety of trollis forms. Scientists hypothesize this is due to the increased anonynimity of the commenter, an application of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theorem thesis. Compulsivaris Insightfulian Distinguishing Characteristics: Consistent commenting, on nearly every post, but with something interesting, enlightening or entertaining to say Sample Comment: I'm still waiting... Copyright 2008 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:52:26 -0800 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:09:20 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Sigourney Beaver Thank god they didn't mention infrequent, but annoying and irrelevant posters.

]]> Sigourney Beaver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873633 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873633 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:57:56 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Or for that matter, frequent, but annoying and irrelevant posters....

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873640 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873640 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:03:33 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Woot!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873648 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873648 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:09:34 -0800 Comment by COMTE Or frequent, annoying, but occasionally relevent posters...

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873650 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873650 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:11:46 -0800 Comment by rene's awiggler Don't feed them? Amy's buying them drinks tonight, and they get to guest-Slog. Blow me.

]]> rene's awiggler http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873655 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873655 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:14:29 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Or frequent posters like me. Wait, no, this isn't right. I was snubbed. FACK!

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873656 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873656 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:14:55 -0800 Comment by Jonathan Golob Ack! Too busy today to do a proper job.

Perhaps we'll make the unabridged version tonight over drinks.

]]> Jonathan Golob http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873671 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873671 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:22:38 -0800 Comment by Compulsivaris Trollis Concernus Jonathan,
this post is just wrong on soooo many levels; its' ouright racism, sexism, and homophobia shows that the stranger is a really a front for big tobacco and corporate greed. when slog isn't outing dyke rent a cops it is ignoring police brutality and promoting the decline of society by encouraging barebacking, meth and chris crocker.

everyone in seattle is so petty and clique-y, i'm moving to portland where us unique unicorns can frolic in peace and harmony, far, far away from all you bitter and tweaker jewish drag queens.

]]> Compulsivaris Trollis Concernus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873675 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873675 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:24:31 -0800 Comment by just as pissy as everyone else I do believe that the entirety of the city is on the rag right now.

Slog commenters are no exception.

]]> just as pissy as everyone else http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873682 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873682 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:32:06 -0800 Comment by critical masshole @6 - SUCK IT, BITCH! I'S FAMOUS

]]> critical masshole http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873686 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873686 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:33:51 -0800 Comment by rene's awiggler @8, you self absorbed prick, do you just not give a shit about the surface option? I can tell that you're texting frim your SUV, drinking Starbucks and not even thinking about transit. Jesus I hate you pricks from Ballard.


]]> rene's awiggler http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873692 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873692 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:35:33 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave @10, Who are you?

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873694 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873694 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:36:52 -0800 Comment by pissy mcslogbot #9:
many of us are on the rag, 24/7/365 'cause thats how we keep it real.

real fucking bitchy. and bling.
we call that "slog gangsta style.....",
or something.


]]> pissy mcslogbot http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873706 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873706 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:41:33 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Right. Just buy frequent posters drinks. We don't need to be fed.

Thanks, Amy!

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873712 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873712 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:45:41 -0800 Comment by tsm The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory is not a theorem. It has no formal proof. Rather, it is merely a thesis of sorts.

Furthermore, fucking fuck asshole shitcock. Bitch.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873714 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873714 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:46:15 -0800 Comment by (sock) puppet master @12 - oh I go by sooooooooooooooo many names, it's almost trivial to get into any one of them. i've been around for a while. :*

]]> (sock) puppet master http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873717 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873717 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:48:41 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I don't think Amy's actually buying the drinks, peeps. Not even for superstars like Fnarf.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873729 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:53:27 -0800 Comment by Jiberish what about those people who continually try to bring it back to issues of racism?

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873733 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873733 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:56:19 -0800 Comment by Greg Useful.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873734 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:56:42 -0800 Comment by taffypull well bellevue ave, are you going to be there tonight even though you were snubbed?

]]> taffypull http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873736 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873736 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:57:12 -0800 Comment by kid icarus Science updated the post with a Bellevue Ave shoutout!

]]> kid icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873745 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873745 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:04:56 -0800 Comment by Amy Kate Horn @17 That's true--I can barely afford my own drinking habit. Pints and wells will be $2, though.

]]> Amy Kate Horn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873749 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873749 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:07:31 -0800 Comment by Joh I can play wii from my bathroom. It's awesome.

]]> Joh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873758 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873758 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:12:05 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave @20, I won't be. My girlfriend is being sweet to me tonight; cooking me dinner, giving me a spa type pampering, maybe a cocktail or two. I am having a birthday week apparently. I will be there next time though. January 10th. BOOK IT!

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873762 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873762 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:14:50 -0800 Comment by (sock) puppet master Lame! I'm no longer beautiful....

]]> (sock) puppet master http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873773 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873773 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:20:19 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle So, do they have hard cider on tap?

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873785 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873785 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:24:34 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways I was told there would be a free hat...

and punch and pie.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873793 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873793 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:30:13 -0800 Comment by courtesy of the CommentMaster 3000 This is so typical of your Capitol Hill mentality. Look, would it kill one of you smug hipster fucks to get off your fixie once in a while and realize that other places exist? If you don't like it, LEAVE. You fatphobic, sexist, racist pigs. Gay people do fucked-up shit too; what if I posted about that all day? Huh?

]]> courtesy of the CommentMaster 3000 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873797 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873797 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:34:01 -0800 Comment by Joh @28

I'm straight, and one of my #1 hobbies is punching babies.

And I don't ride a fixy. I have a sweet pink huffy with streamers on the handlebars.

]]> Joh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873801 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873801 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:35:45 -0800 Comment by Jiberish @ Trollis Framiliaris

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873804 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873804 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:38:34 -0800 Comment by Jiberish @28 i meant

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873812 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873812 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:42:37 -0800 Comment by scary tyler moore hey dan! are fat chick bloggers invited?

]]> scary tyler moore http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873813 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873813 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:43:34 -0800 Comment by Joh Fat people have to keep a 20 foot distance from mister Savage so he doesn't catch the disease.

]]> Joh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873820 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873820 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:45:49 -0800 Comment by boomer in NYC This is just like the Golden Globes. It's an honor just to be not nominated.

]]> boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873833 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873833 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:50:00 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I'm not actually going inside Moe; I'm just going to doublepark in my Hummer outside, idling. Y'all can come out and shake my hand; I got plenty of love for the little people.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873839 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873839 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:50:57 -0800 Comment by pissy mcslogbot 29:
"one of my #1 hobbies is punching babies."

sweet, thats much more fun than my sex toy dioramas that re-enact the greatest moments of the constitutional congress and/or old ricki lake episodes.


]]> pissy mcslogbot http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873842 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873842 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:52:06 -0800 Comment by Joh @36

Ricki Lake was hot in Hairspray.

I'd punch her babies.

]]> Joh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873855 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873855 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:01:43 -0800 Comment by jay Same old names. Where's the rest of the world?

]]> jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873864 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/abridged_field_guide_to_slog_commenters#c873864 Science Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:09:20 -0800