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For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, please, no more Republican presidents.

Posted by yucca flower | December 18, 2007 5:39 PM
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Sounds like we all go to the same camp but get sectioned off into kink based sub-groups.
Anyone else for the gay bondage group?

Posted by jamesb | December 18, 2007 5:49 PM
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The important thing is that the person being tortured doesn't enjoy it. If the person doing the torturing gets a boner, that's okay.

Posted by flamingbanjo | December 18, 2007 6:27 PM
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Does any one think these Republican monsters would not act like Clause Barbee ("Butcher of the Balkins" WWII) or George Bush (Butcher of Baghdad) if given the chance? Melodrama on my part? I think not. Torture is fine by them. That gives you clue to how their minds work.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | December 18, 2007 6:30 PM
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How about oral sex? Will Huckabee be the hero who finally liberates America from the deviant curse of oral sex?

Can he make this contract with America, and still poll in double digits?

Posted by RonK, Seattle | December 18, 2007 7:14 PM
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Let's see, I'm a straight tranny into BDSM. Wonder which of his pigeonholes I fit into?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | December 18, 2007 7:23 PM
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These people fear the wrong things. It's not the gay community or the trannys or the BDSM... God, it's the musicians!!!!
We just all have everybody fooled. The musicians are the danger to society.
That is why Mexico is slowly killing them off. THEY KNOW THE TRUTH!

Posted by mj | December 18, 2007 8:40 PM
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Great. I'd love to see him win the primaries. Then we might have an easier shot at the presidency when Republicans realize he's crazy.

Posted by clarkj | December 18, 2007 9:01 PM
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Does any one think these Republican monsters would not act like Clause Barbee ("Butcher of the Balkins" WWII) or George Bush (Butcher of Baghdad) if given the chance? Melodrama on my part? I think not. Torture is fine by them. That gives you clue to how their minds work."


this is why us progressives need to fully embrace the second admendment.....because at this rate there is a civil war comeing....and were at a dis advantage

Posted by linus | December 18, 2007 9:57 PM
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@9 Could that please be "Klaus Barbie" and "Balkans"and as far as the whole Republican thing goes, it isn't just "the right" of "the left" that are the problem, it is evil people. That is why the rule of law is far more important than any political party, or leaning, or ideology.

And Huckabee sounds like a loon.

Posted by Alex | December 18, 2007 10:10 PM
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@8 they are reacting in horror at Huckabee, but only because he isn't economically as conservative as them

Posted by vooodooo84 | December 18, 2007 10:28 PM
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WWJW (Who Would Jesus Waterboard)? I want that on a bracelet.

Posted by Just Some Guy | December 19, 2007 8:29 AM
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I just don't understand...why bring up necrophilia in the first place? I swear to God, the fundies think about the most disgusting sexual shit. Necrophilia, bestiality, etc...whenever I hear these things brought up, it's always some whacko southern evangelical Christian "leader" doing the talking.

Posted by Hernandez | December 19, 2007 8:39 AM
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If he's elected, I really hope somebody a**********s him. Oh, only Republicans do that. Fuck.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 19, 2007 8:51 AM
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That reminds me. I think for this year's HUMP!, somebody needs to put together a Slogger porno. Starring Mr. Poe and Fnarf, of course.

Posted by Greg | December 19, 2007 8:54 AM
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Fuckabee! Great nickname, thanks! Now I have a way to refer to the motherfucker.

Posted by Suz | December 19, 2007 9:44 AM
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@14: John Wilkes Booth was a Democrat, and Lee Harvey Oswald was a Marxist.

Posted by Christopher | December 19, 2007 9:52 AM
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Addenda: Leon Frank Czolgosz, who assassinated William McKinley was an anarchist, and Charles Julius Guiteau, who assassinated James Garfield, although probably a Republican, was motivated by insanity and having been rejected for a government job, not by politics

Posted by Christopher | December 19, 2007 10:00 AM
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And you gotta remember that for most of the Nineteenth Century, Democrat and Republican party roles were (semi) opposite of what they are today. Republicans were considered liberal, and Democrats were considered Confederate flag-waving, states rights loonies.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 19, 2007 10:25 AM
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My new bumper sticker is gonna read "Huck Fuckabee".

Posted by johnnycat | December 19, 2007 10:57 AM
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Shorter Huckabizzle:

Torture with consent: Perverted!
Torture without consent: What Jesus would do!

Posted by Tlazolteotl | December 19, 2007 11:05 AM
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Eh, that logical inconsistency isn't that suprising from the people who have been pro-life/pro-death penalty & war for the last couple decades.

Posted by chi type | December 19, 2007 11:24 AM
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i prefer "schmuckabee." fuckabee is too good for him, connotations are too positive. bees fucking is a good thing--makes more much-needed bees.

Posted by ellarosa | December 19, 2007 11:30 AM
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Ron Paul has also come out against torture.

Posted by Kim Scarborough | December 19, 2007 9:23 PM
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I don't know who makes me want to puke more. That liberal faggot Fuckabee that lies and says he is a conservative or the liberal faggot who thinks he is a conservative.

He makes Hillary seem like an extreme right winger in comparison.

Posted by fuck you | December 22, 2007 11:07 AM

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