Slog - Comments on A Clarification from the Fuckabee Campaign http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai So being gay isn't as bad as being a necrophiliac--but gay dudes fucking other gay dudes exists at the "opposite end of the same spectrum" as gay or straight dudes fucking the dead. Thanks for the clarification, Governor Huckabee. Oh, and being gay is bad, but it isn't as bad as being into BDSM. Gays are perverts, says Mike, but BDSMers--even straight married BDSMers--are way more, um, perverteder. Huckabee, of course, is one of the Republican presidential candidates who refuses to disavow torture--they all do, save John McCain. So Huckabee's position on torture is this: If you pretend to torture... Copyright 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:17:58 -0800 Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:07:52 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by yucca flower For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, please, no more Republican presidents.

]]> yucca flower http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877606 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877606 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:39:42 -0800 Comment by jamesb Sounds like we all go to the same camp but get sectioned off into kink based sub-groups.
Anyone else for the gay bondage group?

]]> jamesb http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877612 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877612 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:49:52 -0800 Comment by flamingbanjo The important thing is that the person being tortured doesn't enjoy it. If the person doing the torturing gets a boner, that's okay.

]]> flamingbanjo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877635 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877635 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:27:17 -0800 Comment by Sargon Bighorn Does any one think these Republican monsters would not act like Clause Barbee ("Butcher of the Balkins" WWII) or George Bush (Butcher of Baghdad) if given the chance? Melodrama on my part? I think not. Torture is fine by them. That gives you clue to how their minds work.

]]> Sargon Bighorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877638 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877638 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:30:51 -0800 Comment by RonK, Seattle How about oral sex? Will Huckabee be the hero who finally liberates America from the deviant curse of oral sex?

Can he make this contract with America, and still poll in double digits?

]]> RonK, Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877671 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877671 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:14:38 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Let's see, I'm a straight tranny into BDSM. Wonder which of his pigeonholes I fit into?

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877678 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877678 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:23:42 -0800 Comment by mj These people fear the wrong things. It's not the gay community or the trannys or the BDSM... God, it's the musicians!!!!
We just all have everybody fooled. The musicians are the danger to society.
That is why Mexico is slowly killing them off. THEY KNOW THE TRUTH!

]]> mj http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877722 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877722 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:40:05 -0800 Comment by clarkj Great. I'd love to see him win the primaries. Then we might have an easier shot at the presidency when Republicans realize he's crazy.

]]> clarkj http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877735 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877735 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:01:32 -0800 Comment by linus Does any one think these Republican monsters would not act like Clause Barbee ("Butcher of the Balkins" WWII) or George Bush (Butcher of Baghdad) if given the chance? Melodrama on my part? I think not. Torture is fine by them. That gives you clue to how their minds work."


this is why us progressives need to fully embrace the second admendment.....because at this rate there is a civil war comeing....and were at a dis advantage

]]> linus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877774 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877774 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:57:26 -0800 Comment by Alex @9 Could that please be "Klaus Barbie" and "Balkans"and as far as the whole Republican thing goes, it isn't just "the right" of "the left" that are the problem, it is evil people. That is why the rule of law is far more important than any political party, or leaning, or ideology.

And Huckabee sounds like a loon.

]]> Alex http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877784 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877784 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:10:21 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 @8 they are reacting in horror at Huckabee, but only because he isn't economically as conservative as them

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877795 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877795 2008 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:28:34 -0800 Comment by Just Some Guy WWJW (Who Would Jesus Waterboard)? I want that on a bracelet.

]]> Just Some Guy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877895 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877895 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:29:20 -0800 Comment by Hernandez I just don't understand...why bring up necrophilia in the first place? I swear to God, the fundies think about the most disgusting sexual shit. Necrophilia, bestiality, etc...whenever I hear these things brought up, it's always some whacko southern evangelical Christian "leader" doing the talking.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877902 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877902 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:39:39 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe If he's elected, I really hope somebody a**********s him. Oh, only Republicans do that. Fuck.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877912 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877912 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:51:27 -0800 Comment by Greg That reminds me. I think for this year's HUMP!, somebody needs to put together a Slogger porno. Starring Mr. Poe and Fnarf, of course.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877915 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877915 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:54:52 -0800 Comment by Suz Fuckabee! Great nickname, thanks! Now I have a way to refer to the motherfucker.

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877978 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877978 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:44:50 -0800 Comment by Christopher @14: John Wilkes Booth was a Democrat, and Lee Harvey Oswald was a Marxist.

]]> Christopher http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877986 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877986 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:52:04 -0800 Comment by Christopher Addenda: Leon Frank Czolgosz, who assassinated William McKinley was an anarchist, and Charles Julius Guiteau, who assassinated James Garfield, although probably a Republican, was motivated by insanity and having been rejected for a government job, not by politics

]]> Christopher http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877999 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c877999 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:00:29 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV And you gotta remember that for most of the Nineteenth Century, Democrat and Republican party roles were (semi) opposite of what they are today. Republicans were considered liberal, and Democrats were considered Confederate flag-waving, states rights loonies.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878041 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878041 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:25:29 -0800 Comment by johnnycat My new bumper sticker is gonna read "Huck Fuckabee".

]]> johnnycat http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878081 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878081 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:57:09 -0800 Comment by Tlazolteotl Shorter Huckabizzle:

Torture with consent: Perverted!
Torture without consent: What Jesus would do!

]]> Tlazolteotl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878090 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878090 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:05:16 -0800 Comment by chi type Eh, that logical inconsistency isn't that suprising from the people who have been pro-life/pro-death penalty & war for the last couple decades.

]]> chi type http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878126 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878126 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:24:23 -0800 Comment by ellarosa i prefer "schmuckabee." fuckabee is too good for him, connotations are too positive. bees fucking is a good thing--makes more much-needed bees.

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878137 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878137 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:30:36 -0800 Comment by Kim Scarborough Ron Paul has also come out against torture.

]]> Kim Scarborough http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878778 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c878778 2008 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:23:11 -0800 Comment by fuck you I don't know who makes me want to puke more. That liberal faggot Fuckabee that lies and says he is a conservative or the liberal faggot who thinks he is a conservative.

He makes Hillary seem like an extreme right winger in comparison.

]]> fuck you http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c882152 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/a_clarification_from_the_fuckabee_campai#c882152 2008 Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:07:52 -0800