But the pastor said I had to blow on Gideon's Trumpet to get into heaven!?
@1--Do you mean Gabriel's Trumpet? Blow, Gabriel, Blow!
it was really more of a flute.
It's sad and ironic that the blog at the NAMBLA website has a weekly column called "Pastor Youth Watch"....
I have an obtuse, but serious, question : $21,000? What kind of a figure is that?
Assembly of God, hmmm, pretty literalist branch of evangelical Christianity. I guess this guy's interpreting the "spare the rod,spoil the child" verse a little too liberally.
Wowza - Sorry that is the figure that he had managed to embezzle from his church so far. He really wasn't very successful... Caught after less than 20 boys and only 21,000. Sad, really.
(tongue in cheek)
It's odd that churches can be placed so close to schools! WHEN will we all stand up and demand that churches be placed the same distance away from schools as the bars, taverns, porn shops, and liquor stores because as we know churches through out history have caused so much suffering to human-kind.
With all of these pastors getting charged with sex and embezzlement crimes over the past few months, I can see only one clear, rational conclusion: It must be a Secular Oppression Conspiracy to frame as many Christians as possible in an attempt to discredit the Truth of God.
Time to unleash the Jesus Camp trainees!
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