Life Victims of Children!
posted by November 16 at 12:43 PM
onO, those wacky Catholics! (Or “Wacacolics”.) What WON’T they do to defend their naughty, boy-buggering, probably-dead-person-stepping-over priests?
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The "The Greatest Insurance Ever Underwritten!" link doesn't work...
it does now! thanks!
Christians are all sex perverts. Islam creates fanatic suicide bombers. Only Judaism is a religion of righteousness. Jews simply never commit sex crimes because Judaism teaches righteousness.
What is most tragic about all the alegations, is that there seems to be this prevailing assumption that being molested is a bad or universally unpleasant experience.
I dreamed of having sex until I was 23 before it happened... I only dreampt of having someone force themself on me. Imagine getting your cherry popped and then getting 5,000,000.00!!!
Some people have all the luck :(
"Christians are all sex perverts. Islam creates fanatic suicide bombers. Only Judaism is a religion of righteousness. Jews simply never commit sex crimes because Judaism teaches righteousness."
Nice theory but..
Jews don't commonly commit sex crimes because usually their asses are packed full of gold coins and other valuables.
Everyone knows this.
Besides, its just common sense.
If some doctor spread a rumor that little kids poop precious metals, you would be seeing a lot more rubber gloves and lube at temple.
pretty sure its fake
from the site:
"We may protest in front of the accusers house with signs outing him as a faggot (to which he's confessed in his accusation, technically), or we may stand in front of his son's school with signs saying "Jermain's Dad had Gay Sex in 1976". If we have to go to the country club with the signs, we will, because desperate times call for desperate measures..."
here's another site linked to their homepage:
http://www.scientologyloans.com/
@7: Um yeah, I think it's fake. One of their 'sister' sites is frenchmercenaries.com - "Surrender Spcialists (sic): Why risk losing when you can just surrender?"
Jews are all sex perverts. Only Christianity is a religion of righteousness. Christians simply never commit sex crimes because Christianity teaches righteousness.
Adrian, PLEASE!
Don't hate tha playahs, hate the GAME!
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