I have a plan.
I have a green paper clip.
My plan, a cunning one, involves trading it for other green items until I can afford to buy a plug-in Green Prius Hybrid.
Who wants to trade?
I will trade you for this green booger on the end of my finger.
Aw, you say the sweetest things, my pet.
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