http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines Machine 1: My house is awesome, we just got a washing machine the other day, though it was borken. Luckily, Laura started dating a hadnyman so he came over and fixed it for us. I didnt Know he spent the night until in the morning when he walked out of the bathroom in his underwear. Unfortunately i burst out laughing, not because he's scrawny or anything, but because Laura had been complaining a couple days previously that she hadnt gotten laid in a long time. Forsa Laura! Machine 2: The police believe he is the same man who was... Copyright 2008 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:07:25 -0800 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:51:53 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Dirty little secrets

Dirty little lies

We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie

We love to cut you down to size

We love dirty laundry

]]> laterite http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c856930 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c856930 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:26:17 -0800 That looks like a good machine. Reminds of the one they had in the City of Subarus basement. Neat-o Italian job that washed AND dried your clothes in one load - SWEET! 45rpm

]]> June Bee http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c856957 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c856957 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:32:29 -0800 BTW - to cruise control on narcissism, "Bee Sting Stings" off of Subarus never got legal approval for the homespun guitar sampling of ALL MOD CONS (many interpretations here, but most basically short for washers/dryers/blenders/electric con openers/etc). Still have the letter to Paul Weller, if someone in interested in archives. I don't give "too much" of a shit about secrets.

]]> June Bee http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857065 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857065 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:50:27 -0800 Chuck, you've done much to feed my homocidal appliance fetish today.

]]> Spoogie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857259 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857259 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:35:54 -0800 Where's the inane social commentary?

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857399 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857399 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:17:41 -0800 YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! This is more like it. This beautiful machine is much better viewing than a bunch of oiled ho's or a semi-cute rapist. THANK YOU FOR THE EYE CANDY, and for washing those other images out of the back of my brain.

]]> Natalie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857617 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857617 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:31:13 -0800 w7ngman - it's right there @2&3. But guess which two of the three words of "inane social commentary" you need to strike?

]]> kiddo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857856 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/three_machines#c857856 Media Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:51:53 -0800