Media Three Machines
posted by on November 28 at 12:07 PM
Machine 1:
My house is awesome, we just got a washing machine the other day, though it was borken. Luckily, Laura started dating a hadnyman so he came over and fixed it for us. I didnt Know he spent the night until in the morning when he walked out of the bathroom in his underwear. Unfortunately i burst out laughing, not because he’s scrawny or anything, but because Laura had been complaining a couple days previously that she hadnt gotten laid in a long time. Forsa Laura!
Machine 2:
The police believe he is the same man who was spotted in a nearby launderette the following day at 1.30pm, in the company of a young woman.Witnesses said the man had acted “strangely” and had bundled a large quantity of clothes and shoes into a washing machine. .
Machine 3:
It has also emerged that when postal police arrived at the cottage the next morning to investigate two mobile phones found in a nearby garden and found Ms Kercher’s body after breaking down her bedroom door, they also found Ms Kercher’s clothes in the washing machine. Reports said the police heard the washing machine spinning to the end of its cycle as they arrived at the cottage at 1235.
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
That looks like a good machine. Reminds of the one they had in the City of Subarus basement. Neat-o Italian job that washed AND dried your clothes in one load - SWEET! 45rpm
BTW - to cruise control on narcissism, "Bee Sting Stings" off of Subarus never got legal approval for the homespun guitar sampling of ALL MOD CONS (many interpretations here, but most basically short for washers/dryers/blenders/electric con openers/etc). Still have the letter to Paul Weller, if someone in interested in archives. I don't give "too much" of a shit about secrets.
Chuck, you've done much to feed my homocidal appliance fetish today.
Where's the inane social commentary?
YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! This is more like it. This beautiful machine is much better viewing than a bunch of oiled ho's or a semi-cute rapist. THANK YOU FOR THE EYE CANDY, and for washing those other images out of the back of my brain.
w7ngman - it's right there @2&3. But guess which two of the three words of "inane social commentary" you need to strike?
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