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Friday, November 23, 2007

This Just In—The Handicapped Space!

posted by on November 23 at 13:51 PM

Sources so sourcey I forgot to laugh have reported recently seeing King 5 news monster Jean Enersen possibly (ahem) illegally parked in a reserved handicap space (she does have legs, yes? Has anyone around here seen Jean Enersen’s legs? Anybody?), yammering, yammering, yammering on her cell phone. (Or so those sourcey, sourcey sources say.) Frankly, I have no opinion on the matter, but I can assure you that nothing like this has ever happened before.

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1

I liked the portrait of her better. Change it back.

Posted by Amelia | November 23, 2007 3:01 PM
2

Lay off Jean Enerson. She is genuinely awesome, and may or may not have a medical condition you know nothing about.

peace

Posted by Master Luke | November 23, 2007 3:56 PM
3

She's no Goertzen.

Posted by Paulus | November 23, 2007 6:03 PM
4

Jean's veeeeeery popular here in Seattle and you have to go gentle when talking about such an icon.

That said, yes, she does have legs. I saw her filming a promo at Seattle Center and I wanted to buy her a sandwich. She's very thin. I guess that's a television thing.

Posted by Bauhaus | November 23, 2007 7:07 PM
5

Didn't you know sun damaged prematurely aged orange-ish skin is now legally defined as a handicapp?

Posted by Madge-YoursoakingINIT! | November 23, 2007 9:18 PM
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Posted by Mr. Poe | November 23, 2007 11:28 PM
7

Hey! Wha'appen to her picture????????

Posted by Hal | November 24, 2007 11:49 AM

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