Slog - Comments on The Spray On Condom

Comment by Paul In SF

Paul In SF — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:32:17 -0800

Couldn't they make the spray device look like the guy's favorite sexual receptacle?
It could come in different varieties for different orientations. Build it into a blow up sex doll for chrissake.

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:34:13 -0800

Who the fuck comes up with this shit?

Also, one has to have a pretty delicate boner if they can't keep it hard for a split second.

Comment by Providence

Providence — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:38:18 -0800

Actually, I think Mistresse Matisse could probably find some interesting uses for the ice-cold latex-spraying cock-in-the-box thing. But for the rest of us, not so much.

Comment by Levislade

Levislade — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:38:36 -0800

Who can't find one that fits? You can stretch one of those things over your arm, for crying out loud. People's excuses are just ridickulous.

Comment by muggims

muggims — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:42:07 -0800

Dick-in-a-box!!!
Aaaahahahaha!

Comment by Paul In SF

Paul In SF — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:42:39 -0800

"You can stretch one of those things over your arm, for crying out loud."

Er, I don't think that the condom being too small is the problem there.

Comment by Gomez

Gomez — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:44:42 -0800

Really? From hot to limp in a couple seconds? Maybe such guys' biggest problem isn't the condom.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:45:30 -0800

This product is just waiting to suck.

Comment by Spoogie

Spoogie — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:51:38 -0800

Vacuum pump, anyone?

Comment by meks

meks — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:54:11 -0800

The resevoir tip would be difficult too.

Comment by OR Matt

OR Matt — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:57:07 -0800

Actually the best virtue of this dohicky is the fact that there probably isn't a better way to get your own presized condoms ... especially since not all of your errections are equal.

Comment by Boomer in NYC

Boomer in NYC — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:03:59 -0800

They are after a few years of dating, Matt. Trust me, I know.

Comment by Catman

Catman — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:09:41 -0800

My cock is huge and I personally prefer the tighter Kimono condoms.

Comment by OR Matt

OR Matt — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:13:34 -0800

I'm a grad student in science ... I do know what depressing sex is like ... even then .... I STILL know that all my erections are equal ... well at least the ones I'm sober enough to remember ...

Comment by arduous

arduous — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:14:13 -0800

This scares me.

Comment by OR Matt

OR Matt — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:19:07 -0800

sorry NOT equal

Comment by amy!

amy! — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:23:05 -0800

@5:

Muggims -- the thing that really makes Slog NSFW is how loudly I shrieked with laughter upon reading your comment.

As for the product in question, long years with Dan's column proves that some guys will like this. They will like it far too much. And then they'll tell us about it in the Lovecast.

Comment by Jason Josephes

Jason Josephes — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:23:14 -0800

It's still probably better than the female condom.

Comment by CCSea

CCSea — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:28:50 -0800

Here's a serious question that I'm hoping someone can answer. Why don't condoms come in a variety of sizes?

I've heard that men are embarrassed about going to the check out line with a box of 'small' condoms. That's BS. As they do with women's clothing, the manufacturers could use vanity sizing starting at 'large' and going to 'dangerously huge'. It's a fixable problem.

So why isn't there a better (more realistic) set of condom sizes? Dan, maybe I should send this over as a Savage Love question.

Comment by fixo

fixo — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:32:06 -0800

LLAA should distribute this box in a combo-pack with a pipe and some crystal meth.

Comment by Geni

Geni — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:34:49 -0800

I think the problem is that the guys are putting the condoms on themselves. If your partner puts the condom on you, that usually doesn't result in boner destruction - unless the guy is REALLY self-conscious about his package. And if you're embarrassed at having your partner SEE your unit when they put a condom on it, should you really be playing hide-the-sausage with someone with whom you're that insecure?

I can't speak to male size queens, but most women I know aren't going to pull out a ruler along with the rubber to see if you measure up, so calm down and let your partner array you in latex loveliness.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:46:31 -0800

So you stick your cock in a box, and it comes out covered in latex? I don't think I'd want to buy one of these, but it sure would be fun to try out.

Comment by SDA in SEA

SDA in SEA — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:08:06 -0800

Sure, sure, loads of fun you say. UNTIL you accidentally hook up a bottle of mace instead of liquid latex by mistake. THEN who's laughing.

Comment by koof

koof — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:22:32 -0800

No thanks. When I stick Admiral Wanky in a hole, I prefer to do the spraying.

Comment by Jonah S

Jonah S — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:27:19 -0800

And what if you get latex in your urethra? Eww.

Comment by Ferin

Ferin — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:41:44 -0800

I could see it being a turn on for some of the rubber fetish crowd. And there's nothing saying they couldn't use a little heater to warm it up to skin temperature.

Comment by muggims

muggims — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:47:44 -0800

OH! Oh! I know!
An entire body contraption, kinda shaped like an Iron Lung. Spray down the whole body except the head...REALY safe sex...and the latex can come in diferent colors so you can use it for Halloween to make yourself an instant super hero!

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:37:06 -0800

YES.

Comment by snort

snort — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:42:33 -0800

I'm wondering if I could put my hand in there?

No, no latex fisting in my future, but there are times you just don't want fingerprints left laying around . . .

"HONEST Officer! I was just getting ready for some REALLY rough sex! Here in the bank!"

Comment by Gromit

Gromit — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:02:52 -0800

When they mentioned spray-on condoms I was thinking it would come in a can like Cheez Whiz or Redi Whip.

PSSSSSHHT!!! Aaaaaaaaaand your done!!!

Comment by Ex-Seattleite

Ex-Seattleite — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:26:04 -0800

This was mentioned last year on SNL's Weekend Update. I almost wet my pants when they said, "The company hopes it will be more successful than their iron-on condom."

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