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Friday, November 2, 2007

My Dream Has Come True

posted by on November 2 at 16:12 PM

Someone wants to be my intern.

Hello public intern,

I have a request for you. Can I be your intern?
Then you could get twice as much done.

jenny zwick

Thank you, Jenny. Thank you for this. I have so much for you to do.

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fresh

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | November 2, 2007 4:21 PM
2

Maybe should could bring me my cake.

Posted by Paul In SF | November 2, 2007 4:25 PM
3

Let me try that again.

Maybe she could bring me my cake.

Posted by Paul In SF | November 2, 2007 4:25 PM
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Hello jenny zwick,
I have a request for you. Can I be your intern?
Then you could do half as much of stephens work.
Super Jesse

Posted by Super Jesse | November 2, 2007 4:26 PM
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Deep down, don't we all want to be each other's interns? Don't we all wish every other person we met were our intern? Couldn't all life be in intership of love and understanding for all our fellow human beings? What is stopping us from inaugurating an age of mutual internship that spreads peace and harmony across the globe, putting an end to nations and borders and property and money? An end to hate and war? Only fear. Only fear.

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

Posted by elenchos | November 2, 2007 4:43 PM
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Hello Super Jesse,
I have a request for you. Can I be your intern?
As well as helping with the conatantly growing amount of work pushed on Mr Public intern, I could tell everyone how great you are. constantly. until they get sick of hearing how great you are for allowing me to be your intern.
thankyou thankyou thankyou
Sweet Nicky

Posted by Sweet Nicky | November 2, 2007 4:49 PM
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I want to organize the Interns For Interns group.

I figure we can become a global worldwide movement and file as a NGO in time for the Chinese Olympics.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 2, 2007 5:01 PM
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Jenny Zwick is hot. You should jump all over that, Public Intern. Don't delay!

Posted by Not for you! | November 2, 2007 5:30 PM
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Aw, that's so sweet!

Posted by wench | November 2, 2007 6:38 PM
10

Oh no! Meta-internship!

Posted by Gomez | November 2, 2007 6:40 PM
11

I WANNA BE JENNY ZWICKS LOVE SLAVE! PLEASE! WITH SUGAR ON TOP?

Posted by inluvwblu-i's | November 2, 2007 8:59 PM
12

Could the public intern just come over and fuck me and get it over with already???

Posted by M | November 4, 2007 12:59 PM

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